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Behonkiss' Conker's Bad Fur Day Review




I feel that there are now three games that revolutionized N64 graphics one after another:Banjo-Kazooie, Zelda:Ocarina of Time, and now Conker's Bad Fur Day. I am not joking when I say that this game comes close to matching Dreamcast graphics. How this was pulled off without the Expansion Pak is mind-boggling. Every single character has their own unique detail and motions, and mouth motions synched with the speech.(While Conker and Panther King seem to be the only characters with full lip-synched speech, I feel that the mouth flapping motions for the other characters work very well). The lighting is done exquisitely and not overdone like in DK64, and every different object seems too be wonderfully unique in looks. Except for the poo....
9.5


How...how could this be done? I can honestly say Robin Beanland is up with David Wise and Koji Kondo, because BFD has one of the best musical scores ever. Pooland has a melody that actually sounds grimy(complete with farting noises), Count Conkula's creepy castle theme, composed of only a few sound effects, and some of the most haunting, beautiful credits music ever in an N64 game. And the voice acting is top-notch, as well. I only spotted two voice actors in the credits(and one singer for the Great Mighty Poo), and I'm stunned that so many varied voices were done by one male and female. You honestly need to hear it for yourself.
10.0


Unfortunately, this is where BFD fails to improve on previous games. The camera controls can be pretty awkward, and the lack of targeting on most single-player weapons is annoying. The hit detection with the frying pan requires patience as well. Conker himself, on the other hand, moves quite fluidly and quick.
7.5


Conker's BFD is, in my opinion, the first true genre-buster for N64. While the Banjo games and DK64 had several different modes of play in some minigames, Conker switches gameplay mechanics all the time without looking back. Racing, eating, shooting, puzzles, etc. Conker seems to push the boundaries of game-style limitations.
10.0


It's rather depressing that such a technical and innovative game had to come so near the end of the Nintendo 64, but it is still an immensely enjoyable ride. I do have to say, however, that it's too short to warrant a buy. The multiplayer mode, however, is very good and is worth buying if you have some friends to play with.

Conker's drunk. And it makes for one hell of a ride in the end.


9.0 out of 10.0
9.0 out of 10.0