Open the door, get on the floor
...where the hell is the yellow dinosaur?
 
 


Tired of crediblilty? Want to take a walk on the wild side? Then you've come to the right place! Here at the Starfox 2 Speculation Center, our crack team of investigators (that would be the five of us, then) will sift through hordes upon mountainous stacks of in-game graphics and the like and pluck out the little tidbits that just might be important. So take a gander! You never know what you might read, print out, and impress your friends by taking all the credit! Oh, and in case you're wondering, this section will remain up after the game is released, so we can all laugh at how far off our silly explanations are.




5/27/03


---There will be no difference between the multiplayer and single-player mode: you play the adventure either alone or with a bunch of teammates, it all depends on how feisty you're feeling.




---General Scales will return despite his apparent dead-ness, letting us fight the bugger properly this time.




---Krystal has mysteriously lost her staff. No explanation is given.




---Corneria will be completely destroyed, or at least heavily damaged, at some point in the game.




---The game will once AGAIN not have a save feature.




--- Peppy will die. Whether at the start of the game or during it remains to be seen.




---Slippy will be annoying. A given.




---The Star Wolf Team will miraculously be resurrected to pester you some more.




---Andross will be back, this time with a damn BODY.




---A bigger, more powerful villain will attempt to overthrow Andross if he's even in this).




---Andross JOINS YOU to overthrow said villain.




---The game will sell 50 copies, due to Starfox purists despising Krystal and refusing to buy the game as a result, and whiny DKU fans who'd rather we cover Mario Party 200X instead.




7/18/03



---The game will either have a deep and involving plot with tons of cut-scenes(Hah.), or an almost nonexistant plot that only pops up every hour or so(Most likely.).




---The new voices for the cast will sound absolutely nothing like the ones from the previous two. For example, Slippy could have a German accent this time around.




---There's a bit more to the gameplay than what we've seen; maybe to throw us for a loop, we go into traditional Star Fox gameplay for a short while?




---Andross is not only the villain, but both the characters and the game presentation act like it's totally unexpected.




---If Peppy doesn't die, maybe General Pepper's base gets blown up at one point.




---We get to head to planets besides Corneria(Very, very likely.).




---A DKU character pops up completely out of nowhere, making everyone who's been complaining about us covering this to abruptly shut up.