Tied with Elvis and Slick Monty
as File Two's second-most embarrassing project.
 
 
Swanky's Strife
Super Smash Bros.

Damn Whoopie stole my center square. Hey, hey, hey! Welcome to Swanky's Strife! In this very special section, the one and only Swanky Kong will test your knowledge of the Donkey Kong Universe! You think you're fast enough? You think you're tough enough? You think you're smart enough? Then step up to the line, and take your best shot at Super Smash Bros. trivia. Your goal is to get eight out of ten correct! Pass and you will be rewarded with some stupid text thing because we are amazingly cheap! There's your motivation, I'm off to the can.




1. What game is Ness originally from?
F-Zero Racing
Starfox
Earthbound
Pokemon



2. What is the name of Donkey Kong's triple-jump move?
Spinning Kong
Arms of Fury
Helicopter Twirl
Sky-High Secret



3. What happens when a Vs. Mode is ended in a tie?
It can't end in a tie.
Last Chance
Both players are the winner
Sudden Death



4. What is the name of the fruit that you can get to raise your health?
Maximum Tomato
Carrot Container
1-up Melon
Maxim Tomato



5. How do you unlock Item Switch?
Play multiplayer 50 times
Beat the game with every character
Unlock Luigi
There is no Item Switch



6. How do you dash?
Hold A while moving
After a few seconds of walking you start to dash
Slam the control stick instead of pressing it.
Have below 100% health



7. What is the set time limit for 1-player battles?
Three minutes
Four minutes
Five minutes
Unlimited



8. Which two Pokemon have no effect on the battle?
Snorlax and Venusaur
Goldeen and Chansey
Snorlax and Hitmonlee
Goldeen and Mew



9. What is the stongest item?
Bob-omb
Hammer
Beam Sword
Ray Gun



10. Fully charged, how much damage does Donkey's Giant Punch induce?
30%
15%
32%
36%