OH LOOK IT'S THE SMASH BROS. LOGO ALL BIG AND STUFF. I'M SURE GLAD I CLICKED ON THAT.
Super Smash Bros. 4—or as we can now more formally call it, "Super Smash Bros. for—was preceeded by more buildup than that of the cholesterol in the DKU fandom's collective arteries after its eventual realease, which caused us to binge-eat vats of butter in the desperate hope of either enhanhing the experience or simply collapsing in a heap of heart failure (whichever comes first).
DK and Diddy are back—along with 58 identical anime boys with swords—to tough it out in Master Hand's latest mish-mash of the video game multiverse. The critics love it, with opinions varying from "definitely a video game" (Empire Magazine) to "almost as good as being violently sick after eating too much butter" (The Daily Telegraph).
So why not give it a whirl? Well, apart from because you're not mentally ill, I mean.
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