Tied with Elvis and Slick Monty
as File Two's second-most embarrassing project.
 
 
Mr. Game & Watch's Biography



A Real Retronian Hero Species: Retro Stick-Type Thing
Remember how the MultiVerse has different dimensions within it, each slightly different from the other? Well, something really screwy happened in one of them, cause this particular universe has an Earth populated by black stick people.

Mr. Game & Watch is, by first glance, no different than any other denizen of Superflat World. However, he is in fact a very capable... thing, having done everything from mole whacking to jumping from windows to diving for treasure under the surly watch of an octopus. The beeping fellow became quite a force to be reckoned with indeed.

So it was that the Diabolical Duo, Master and Crazy Hand, decided to swipe him from his dimension and have him partake in their little fighting tournament. Under the Hand's mind control, Mr. Game & Watch whacked, fried and sprayed insecticide at his opponents. It wasn't until Donkey Kong destroyed the Hands and Giga Bowser that the black dude got his own free will back. Without a care, Mr. Game & Watch hopped into the vortex back to the Flat Zone, where he continues to live happily. Beep beep beep.