Tied with Elvis and Slick Monty
as File Two's second-most embarrassing project.
 
 
Giga Bowser's Biography



Morgoth pulled out all the stops in his latest Balrog design. Species: Artifical Lifeform
When Crazy Hand began to ressurect his departed sibling Master Hand, he knew that the elder being would crave revenge against those who did him in. So, in preparation for this, he began to create a powerful being which could easily best any of the various opponents from far off lands. Taking inspiration from one Mario Mario's most prominent foe, Crazy Hand created Giant Bowser, a jet black monstrosity. Unfortunately, it was not at the full power it could have been, but it mattered not at that moment.

With Master Hand reborn and the Chest of Time back in their, er, hands, the two villains began to once again yank out different warriors from various time periods and dimensions and forced them to battle eachother for their own amusement. Any who survived, they decided, would be cut down by Giant Bowser and themselves, so that the worlds they defended would be left defenseless against the dastardly trio's onslaught. Working his way up through the ranks of the various challengers, Donkey Kong faced off with - and miraculousy triumphed over - the twin Hands. Instead of being warped back to Donkey Kong Island like last time, however, DK was forced to undergo a long series of challenges, from racing speeding cars to hunting down the Triforce.

Eventually, Donkey returned to the Final Destination, where Giant Bowser awaited him. The two fought for some time, until DK gave him a good bruising and sent him off the platform. To his surprise, Giant Bowser turned into a giant statue of regular Bowser, which floated back up and rested on the battlefield. The spirits of Master and Crazy Hand channeled the last of their power, and the power of the Chest of Time, into the trophy, turning it into the monstrous Giga Bowser, who proceeded to use the Chest's powers to turn the Final Destination into a warp zone - headed straight for Earth! A fierce battle raged on, and in the end, Donkey managed to nail Giga Bowser into the swirling vortex, causing him to lose his powers and explode in a brilliant flash of sparks and carbon monoxide.

Hark, the tale of Giga Bowser.