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Species: ElfinHere's a story. There once was a kingdom. This kingdom had a princess around nine or ten. The princess had a bad dream that she took to be foreshadowing, so she sent out a young boy who lived in the forest to collect some rocks that would save the world. As it turned out, while putting the rocks in did open up the portal she was hoping for, a very bad man got to it first and used the power in it to take over the world. He was soon on the hunt for this princess, and she was forced to disguise herself and live as a fugitive for the next seven years. The years passed, and she grew boobies. One day, she found that the now-grown boy had returned to beat up the bad guy and save the day. Still disguised as a Shiekah, she popped up throughout his journey to aid him with mystical tunes that could magically transport him around the world in seconds. When the time came for the hero to enter the villain's castle, she decided it was time to show who she was. This turned out to be a bad choice, because two minutes after showing her true self the bad guy captured her and stuck her in a levitating crystal. As it turned out, the villain only had a third of the whole power. It had been split into three upon him recieving it, and the princess and the boy held the power of the other two parts within them. The princess realized that this was the reason he had been seeking her so long. Before he could do anything, the boy showed up and bested him in a long fight. The princess used the powers she had learned over the seven-year period to call the six sages of the kingdom and seal the villain in a portal, hopefully forever.(Phhfft.) The princess then had the boy close the portal so this could never happen in an alternate reality, and he wandered off on his own journey. The story likely doesn't end there, but that's all we've been told these days. Oh, wait. The DKU and whatnot. Aherm. Princess Zelda was admired by Master Hand for her great strength, and after his ressurection, he decided to bring her and the villain Ganondorf into the ring for the big fight. She held her own by switching to her Shiekah identity and using a lot of kickass moves, and eventually helped Donkey Kong vanquish the hands. She then went back to her kingom and lived ever after. But knowing how life goes, not happily. | ||
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