And on the Eighth Day, God wrote this slogan. And he saw that it was a bit rubbish.
Ostensibly a truncated remix of the Xbox 360 original, this handheld incarnation of the Piñataverse--Rare's last (for now, at least)--encourages you to touch things up up good!
Then again, it was essentially built up from scratch, so it would've been awfully crass and of me to imply this was some kind of port. No, no, gov'ner, this is very much its own game! It's got stylus-control 'n' everything!
Throw in what I can only assume are ker-azy-wacky and frankly terrifying clips from the ker-azy-wacky and frankly terrifying cartoon show, and there you have it. Hooray?
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