No, those hand scars are from Tug O'War, not masturbation.
 
 


Wild Kongo: Mating Season



Educational DKU games? As horrible as that sounds, they're coming...and may be interesting. Nintendo and Rare, along with Discovery Channel Interactive, are preparing to release all new educational games starring famous Nintendo characters for the N64 sometime in 2001. In addition to a set of games starring Mario and a set starring Link, Nintendo/DCI will release three Donkey Kong games tentativly called the Wild Kongo series. The Wild Kongo games will apparently teach players about the ways of the animals in the jungle. The only one we have information on at this time is the most intriguing one: a game about the mating seasons of all apes. Who knew education could be so interesting? So mount what info we have and learn away.

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