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WhatTheDarn
post Jul 8 2003, 05:28 PM
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BROTHER BEAR RAPIST!!??









I JUST RAPED A BEAR. THE POLICE ARE COMING. OH MY GOD HELP ME!
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Chad
post Jul 8 2003, 05:35 PM
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Jesus Christ. You're on definate ban-watch, man. One more slip-up, and it's Balki time for you.
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Man Monk
post Jul 8 2003, 05:37 PM
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I raped a bear once, as well. I managed to run away before the Bear Patrol could catch me.
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Monkeyman1138
post Jul 8 2003, 05:51 PM
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Bear rape? How disgusting.
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Carter
post Jul 8 2003, 05:53 PM
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Animal Buddy









OMG BARE RAEP
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Dustin Demon
post Jul 8 2003, 06:05 PM
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Kong









I've never raped a bear, but I imagine it rules.
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Monkeyman1138
post Jul 9 2003, 06:36 PM
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God, this forum is going down the crapper
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Insomnia
post Jul 9 2003, 06:40 PM
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Well, judging by what these guys said, yeah, that's about right =D
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Carter
post Jul 9 2003, 06:55 PM
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OMG BEER RAYPE!!!
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Slush
post May 31 2010, 11:09 PM
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Queen Banana Bird









The moderator team has decided that this post is a classic and has to be reinstated as an eternal flame at the top of Completely Relevant. May the fire burn forever.

QUOTE(Monkeyman1138 @ Jul 9 2003, 08:36 PM) *

God, this forum is going down the crapper


And yet seven years later, here we are.
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Slush
post May 31 2010, 11:24 PM
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QUOTE(Chad @ Jul 8 2003, 07:35 PM) *

Jesus Christ. You're on definate ban-watch, man. One more slip-up, and it's Balki time for you.


Bear rape is the Mypos pastime.

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Bahmo (DK Spartacus)
post Jun 1 2010, 10:40 AM
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I just love the coincidence that WTD's rank is "Brother Bear." Or is it a coincidence, or a custom title awarded by the mods, like "CHAD WILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP?"
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Mark
post Jun 1 2010, 02:53 PM
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It's one of the titles that's earned as you rank up through posting.
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Kobble
post Jun 1 2010, 03:41 PM
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Why do I remember this topic?
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Pikawil
post Jun 1 2010, 07:21 PM
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Kong Family Helper









Who is raping? Oh my God, Bear is raping! How can that be?
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Bahmo (DK Spartacus)
post Jun 1 2010, 11:42 PM
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QUOTE(Mark @ Jun 1 2010, 03:53 PM) *

It's one of the titles that's earned as you rank up through posting.


I'm going to make a bold guess that his new title isn't...
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Natal_Shovelware
post Jun 2 2010, 08:37 AM
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Yup. That's the name o' that one.









Talk about rape...

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Sean
post Jun 2 2010, 08:38 AM
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Video Game Hero









Rare Rape?!

No, no. Doesn't quite work.
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David
post Jun 2 2010, 12:25 PM
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Queen Banana Bird









RARE SHAPES!!??
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Natal_Shovelware
post Jun 2 2010, 12:40 PM
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Yup. That's the name o' that one.









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RARE GRAPE!!??
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Clutch
post Jun 2 2010, 06:47 PM
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Queen Banana Bird









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GRAPE APE!!??
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Natal_Shovelware
post Jun 2 2010, 08:28 PM
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Yup. That's the name o' that one.









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APE ESCAPE!!??
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M-Dog1000000
post Jun 2 2010, 09:01 PM
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Immortal Monkey









APE RAPE!!!!
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Natal_Shovelware
post Jun 3 2010, 11:26 AM
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Yup. That's the name o' that one.









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PAPAL SCAPE??!!(goat)
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Mark
post Jun 3 2010, 11:45 AM
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QUOTE(Slush @ May 31 2010, 11:09 PM) *

The moderator team has decided that this post is a classic and has to be reinstated as an eternal flame at the top of Completely Relevant.


In retrospect, it probably wasn't a good idea to do it.
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Slush
post Jun 3 2010, 01:51 PM
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Queen Banana Bird









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JUNGLE JAPES!!??
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Bahmo (DK Spartacus)
post Jun 3 2010, 05:11 PM
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Video Game Hero









Duct tape!!??

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Pikawil
post Jun 3 2010, 05:16 PM
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QUOTE(mattdog1000000 @ Jun 2 2010, 11:01 PM) *


RAPE APE!!!
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Slush
post Jun 3 2010, 07:11 PM
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Duct tape!!??

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Duct tape goes great with rape.
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Kobble
post Jun 3 2010, 08:06 PM
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QUOTE(Mark @ Jun 3 2010, 12:45 PM) *

QUOTE(Slush @ May 31 2010, 11:09 PM) *

The moderator team has decided that this post is a classic and has to be reinstated as an eternal flame at the top of Completely Relevant.


In retrospect, it probably wasn't a good idea to do it.

Releasing pent-up silliness that is normally not allowed on this forum isn't exactly a bad thing.
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Slush
post Jun 3 2010, 08:17 PM
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Should we move this thread to the Banjo forum? It is bear-related, and it may be the only Banjo discussion we'll be able to have for years.

Bear rape. Thanks, Nuts & Bolts.
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Mark
post Jun 3 2010, 08:21 PM
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I agree in a sense, Kobble. Then again, I see this thread as a classic that didn't really need continuation (it's definitely a topic of its time, seeing past topics in 2003, when posters wrote silly things in their youth). Sort of like Flying Battery Zone Act 1's music being aurally replaced with Act 2's music.

Or, as a DKU-related example, Donkey Konga getting a sequel.
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Natal_Shovelware
post Jun 3 2010, 09:08 PM
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Yup. That's the name o' that one.









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Jurae818
post Jun 4 2010, 12:03 PM
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^Oh, wow.

I bet that didn't sell too well.
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Jeff
post Jun 4 2010, 08:09 PM
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Queen Banana Bird









Squoosh?
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Slush
post Jun 4 2010, 10:59 PM
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Queen Banana Bird









I'VE BEEN GRAPED
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Karla
post Jun 5 2010, 03:34 AM
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QUOTE(Slush @ Jun 3 2010, 06:11 PM) *

QUOTE(DKSpartacus @ Jun 3 2010, 07:11 PM) *

Duct tape!!??

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Duct tape goes great with rape.


It goes great with consensual sex as well.

And holy shit I remember that Grape Escape game. I never owned it but the commercials were regulars during Saturday morning cartoons. The best part was when the one kid lost and his play-dough (or knock off play-dough as that's what comes with the game) character got all squished underneath that boot thing. Good times. Still, what was up with societies fascination with grapes/dehydrated grapes in the late 80s/early 90s?
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Jake
post Jun 5 2010, 06:29 AM
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What ever happened to WhatTheDarn anyway? I miss that wacky, negative, Bear raping fuck.
Invisisig: Only viewable via copy-pasta!
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Rarewhere Lover
post Jun 5 2010, 03:51 PM
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GRAPIST?!?
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Graf Saecula
post Jun 5 2010, 05:38 PM
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Kong Family Helper









QUOTE(Natal_Shovelware @ Jun 4 2010, 05:08 AM) *

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Grape Escape? Heh, I remember that. For some reason I wanted that game really badly when I was a kid, but my mother wouldn't buy it for me because she thought it was too silly.

By hindsight I have to admit she was right. I see the world in a different light now. Thank God I converted to RAPETISM!!??
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Bahmo (DK Spartacus)
post Jun 5 2010, 08:58 PM
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QUOTE(Karla @ Jun 5 2010, 04:34 AM) *

QUOTE(Slush @ Jun 3 2010, 06:11 PM) *

Duct tape goes great with rape.

It goes great with consensual sex as well.


Damn, girl; remind me never to date you.

QUOTE(Slush @ Jun 3 2010, 09:17 PM) *

Bear rape. Thanks, Nuts & Bolts.


Best description I've ever heard of N&B.
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Sean
post Jun 5 2010, 09:05 PM
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Video Game Hero









Well, different strokes I guess.
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Bahmo (DK Spartacus)
post Jun 5 2010, 09:08 PM
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Video Game Hero









I take that to mean you either like Nuts and Bolts or like being in bondage. Or is it both?
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Natal_Shovelware
post Jun 5 2010, 09:43 PM
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Yup. That's the name o' that one.









Is there anything worth thinking up that rhymes with RAPE other than GRAPE??!!

JAPE is too meh...


How about CRÍPE??!!

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Rawk
post Jun 5 2010, 09:55 PM
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PRIMEAPE!!??
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Slush
post Jun 5 2010, 10:40 PM
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QUOTE(SeanKing64 @ Jun 5 2010, 11:05 PM) *

Well, different strokes I guess.


I hear Gary Coleman was raped to death. Ironically, he thought he was the bear and a power bottom.
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Attenborough's Buzzard
post Jun 6 2010, 02:14 PM
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Kong Family Helper









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MIND RAPE!!??
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Graf Saecula
post Jun 6 2010, 02:20 PM
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Kong Family Helper









QUOTE(DKSpartacus @ Jun 6 2010, 05:08 AM) *

I take that to mean you either like Nuts and Bolts or like being in bondage. Or is it both?


Both are guilty pleasures you shouldn't mention on the DKU forum, so I see no difference.

Wait, what did I just imply? Shit, there goes my political career.
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Bahmo (DK Spartacus)
post Jun 6 2010, 02:34 PM
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Video Game Hero









Nonsense. Breaking promises and politicians go together like peanut butter and jelly. Of course that's with respect to liking Nuts and Bolts. With respect to enjoying sadomasochism where you get bound in duct tape, I don't really know what to think.
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Mark
post Jun 6 2010, 04:14 PM
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QUOTE(Graf Saecula @ Jun 6 2010, 02:20 PM) *
Both are guilty pleasures you shouldn't mention on the DKU forum, so I see no difference.


Since when? There's quite a handful of DKU games that I imagine come before admitting to liking Nuts & Bolts.

It's not Jungle Beat (even though it's the inverse), you know. Or Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games. Or the majority of Cameo games.
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