ERROR: Random File Unopenable
The random file, as specified in the $random_file perl variable was
unopenable.
The file was not found on your file system. This means that
it has either not been created or the path you have specified
in $trrandom_file is incorrect.
The Bad Guys
There are a fair share of villians in Heroes of Kazaam, all led by the nefarious Shigamoto and Gun Toter. They may all be different, but they certainly share one thing in common, and that's their willingness to snuff you out.
This Japanese game designer was king of the mountain for the longest time, providing the best in many generes of videogames. However, as time went on, many other designers started to outshine him, enraging him and his followers. With his partner Gun Toter, he plans on brainwashing the entire internet with the machine known as the Brainwashing Bertha and make everyone believe he is nothing short of a god.
Gun Toter has always been a fan of shootin' stuff up. In fact, his love for pulling the trigger and watching another human life squirm is the reason he believes first person shooters are the only videogames worth existing in the entire universe. He teamed up with the unlikely ally of Shigamoto to build the Brainwashing Bertha and make everyone on the internet believe his views on first person shooters, while they worship Shigamoto.
The webmaster of http://www. cowabungacorral.dat, this tropical cowboy has always enjoyed evil and everything it stands for. When Shigamoto and Gun Toter offered to spare his mind and not brainwash him with the rest of the internet in exchange for jumping on their bandwagon, Wave Wranglin' Shark couldn't resist. Now he's a thorn in your side, and you've got to find a way to defeat him before he ruins your plans.
The cold, calculated, self appointed "Snow Queen" of http://www.fundratundra.log; Ms. Obdurate "Muliebral" Postlewaith was lured over to camp Shigamoto/Gun Toter after her slave Eskimos melted all of her beloved frost jewels in a free speech demonstration. Ms. Obdurate "Muliebral" Postlewaith now believes that everyone on the net should think exactly alike, or feel her wrath!
The man behind http://www.igneousisland.meg, Suave Sizzler has always been about looking sharply dressed. Joining up with Shigamoto and Gun Toter after offering him a lifetime supply of Versace, Suave Sizzler will make sure to fry your flesh and to look good doing it too.
UniDrones are strange creatures indeed. Natives of the UniJungle of Hawaii, the UniDrones became servants of Shigamoto and Gun Toter after they promised to give them all the cocoa beans they could eat. The UniDrones are the number one henchmen of the dastardly duo, and they come in many different variations. Approach each UniDrone with extreme caution.
Screaming Dreamers are perhaps the greatest mystery of this army of evil. There are rumors that Shigamoto gathered several trapped in a piece of space debris that landed on Earth, and that they are born in deep space. Nobody can really be sure if this is where they came from. Even if it is true, no man can possibly have the technology to explore the regions of space and verify this...
ERROR: Random File Unopenable
ERROR: Random File Unopenable
The random file, as specified in the $random_file perl variable was
unopenable.
The file was not found on your file system. This means that
it has either not been created or the path you have specified
in $trrandom_file is incorrect.