ERROR: Random File Unopenable
The random file, as specified in the $random_file perl variable was
unopenable.
The file was not found on your file system. This means that
it has either not been created or the path you have specified
in $trrandom_file is incorrect.
The Good Guys
The squad of good guys come in many different shapes and forms. Some would say they're nothing but a band of misfits, while others would tend to agree. Still, they're the only people stupid enough to stand up to the challenges that lay before them, and they're the only hope to bring down Shigamoto and Gun Toter's evil army. They call themselves Heroes of Kazaam, due to the fact that the name Justice League is a trademark of DC Comics, a division of Time Warner.
Little Luigi is a fan of Shigamoto's games, and rightfully so. However, he has joined the Heroes of Kazaam team to not neccesarily destroy Shigamoto, but to hopefully bring his insanity level down a notch, so he can focus on making the next generation of games.
The thunder from down under, Aussie Ben is all for the cause of preventing a mass brainwashing. The only problem is, due to him living on the other side of the world as compared to the other members of the Heroes of Kazaam, when he's wide awake his other teammates are sleeping, and vice versa. Because of that, Ben is the loner of the group.
What can you say about Jon, despite the fact that he's some sort of crocodile Ninja Turtle hybrid? Jon does have a slight advantage in the field of ducking over the other Heroes of Kazaam, as he can slide his neck and head down into his shell for safety. Have you ever seen a turtle get down, slammin' jammin' to the new swing sound? Ninja, Ninja RAP; Ninja, Ninja RAP; Ninja, Ninja RAP; Go Go Go Go Go Go....
Another cold blooded wonder, NES Boy joined the Heroes of Kazaam to get into shape for the 2000 Summer Olympics, or so we say. He lets the bad guys know he's one bad mofo, as he wears sunglasses as a sign of eminent liquidation. Who knows what tricks this lizard boy has up his backpack....
Behonkiss delivers some serious trash talk to all who oppose him. "Kiss my behon" is just one of the examples of the witty banter he dishes out before taking out the trash. One of his major weaknesses though is the Donkey Kong Country cartoon show. If Behonkiss fails; the bad guys plan on capturing him, force him to watch a marathon of the previously mentioned Lord Harry show, and wait for him to crack and tell them where the other Heroes of Kazaam are located. However, Behonkiss is not willing to let this happen, and he carries Bluster Kong's severed head to prove his point.
SeanMR68, besides also having the most unique name out of the batch, has the most unique appearance. His slim apperance could cause many the UniDrone to not even notice that he's there, until it's too late. One of the more perplexing situations involving Sean though is the mystery of whether he's wearing clothes or not.
Smooth Ice isn't an actual member of the Heroes of Kazaam, but more of a guide. The original third partner of the Shigamoto/Gun Toter coalition, Smooth Ice was kicked off the team for being just too smooth. Now on the opposite end of the war, Smooth Ice will give you all the hints and tips that he decides are smooth enough for you to handle. You can visit him in his home, or as he likes to call it, "The Love Cell."
ERROR: Random File Unopenable
ERROR: Random File Unopenable
The random file, as specified in the $random_file perl variable was
unopenable.
The file was not found on your file system. This means that
it has either not been created or the path you have specified
in $trrandom_file is incorrect.