ERROR: Random File Unopenable

The random file, as specified in the $random_file perl variable was unopenable.

The file was not found on your file system. This means that it has either not been created or the path you have specified in $trrandom_file is incorrect.

Trouble on the Internet



    Their evil plan was almost in motion.

    Shigamoto and Gun Toter laughed as the machine they built with their former colleague Smooth Ice was turned on for the first time. Brainwashing Bertha, as they called it, was evil personified. A giant steel monstrosity with enough raw power to brainwash the entire World Wide Web...the plan was genius. Never before had anyone attempted to use the Internet for their twisted purposes on such a large grand scale. They could brainwash a fair portion of the world's population with Brainwashing Bertha, and those people would no doubt kill all others who opposed their newly learned beliefs. Gun Toter's aspirations were more simple than Shigamoto, but nevertheless sinister. He wanted everyone on the Internet to become as obsessed as he over first person shooter games. Shigamoto, on the other hand, wanted everyone to revere him as their new god.

    Brainwashing Bertha's mechanical sounds could be heard througout the Internet, as Smooth Ice bowed his head down in shame. He knew what his former friends were up to, and that hardly anybody was safe. He once thought like them, believing that the only way to make the world a smoother place to be was to brainwash it. However, ever since they kicked him off the team for being too smooth, his philosophies on smoothness had been rethought. You can't force the smooth, the smooth is a natural phenomenon. He knew he had to do something to stop them, but fighting himself just wasn't Smooth Ice's style. He then made a vow to himself that if he came across anybody trying to stop the evil forces at hand, he'd teach them the art of being smooth enough to lead to victory.

    Shigamoto grinned at Gun Toter as they witnessed the neuro-beams emitting from Brainwashing Bertha spread across the Internet. Soon, everyone would be brainwashed...and nobody could stop them. Even if somebody attempted to, they'd have to go through three Internet websites and three of their allies before even reaching http://www.crappygamescastle.die, their home on the web. And if anybody reached their castle....they wouldn't make out alive.... ERROR: Random File Unopenable

ERROR: Random File Unopenable

The random file, as specified in the $random_file perl variable was unopenable.

The file was not found on your file system. This means that it has either not been created or the path you have specified in $trrandom_file is incorrect.