Have you noticed that this site's main area is horrendously out of date?

Do you have a sense of humor that could be described as MST3K meets Arrested Development meets the season 5 X-Files episode "Bad Blood"?

Do you, through your affinity for Donkey Kong Universe games, forsake all remaining aspects of your personal life in a routine that borders on criminally negligent?

If you answered "Fuck, yes!" to any of these, you must Submit! This system allows users of our shockingly lively forum community to take an active role in the site that drew them all here in the first place, but in recent years has sadly fallen by the wayside. Game Summaries, Checklists, Speculation Centers, Screenshots (with hilarious captions): We need 'em all, and then some!

Submitting content for DK Vine is relatively painless process:

• Create an account at the DK Vine Forums. Done? Great!

• Click around our Games List. If you encounter a "No Sneaking" page, that means we need a main page for that game that you can write! If you find an active game section, check its links and see if there's any specific content you'd like to submit. Some of the favorites are Checklists, Speculation Centers (for unreleased games), Story So Far, General Game Info, Screenshots (with hilarious captions of your creation), Artwork, Reviews, and anything else your editorially conscious mind can think up.

• When you see something you want to contribute, go to the Submit thread in the DK Vine Forums. If it hasn't already been "adopted," make a post and call it for yourself. Once an editor (currently Mark, Slush, and Chad) verifies your adoption, the Submit Tracking Center will be updated with notes to help you complete the article along with a deadline.

• If you finish ahead of deadline, e-mail your article content to DKVine.Submit-at-gmail.com along with any images (attachments and links) or special formatting requests. Please just submit your text in the e-mail body rather than attach some jacked up MS Word document.

• When your submission goes live, the DK Vine main page will be updated, and permanent credit will be given to you on the actual page you created. This will appear as your Forum ID (or real name if requested), your Forum Avatar, and a link to your Forum Profile. Keep in mind that if you change your avatar after submission, it will not be updated on the page.

• New writers will be limited to one adoption at a time, but after a few on-time submissions that limit will be opened up. If your submission runs past the due date, the content will be opened back up for adoption and you will be prevented from adopting anything for one week. Habitual offenders will be prevented from participating in the system entirely.

Questions? Ask them in the Submit! thread or send us an e-mail.

• Forum Submit! Thread
• Submit! Tracking Center
• E-Mail Your Submissions