ERROR: Random File Unopenable

The random file, as specified in the $random_file perl variable was unopenable.

The file was not found on your file system. This means that it has either not been created or the path you have specified in $trrandom_file is incorrect.

1: What?

Yes, Cleffa's Wigglytuff Pokemon Bonanza (CWPB) is now up and running, and we expect it to be that way for a long time. I like Pokemon.

2: The fuck did you do to my Donkey Kong site?

Turned it into a Pokemon site, silly. CWPB will be your premiere source for Pokemon info, reviews, show times, and so on.

3: Right, where's a good Donkey Kong site?

Why do you care about three outdated arcade games?

4: Fuck you!

I love each and every one of you as much as Misty loves Togepi!

5: I'll dip your dick in a test tube and make penis-faced kids with ass-penised kicked asses and beat the shit out of you!

I'll destroy you with my knowledge of Pokemon! If you put in a Gloom, I'll know that FIRE beats grass and deploy my buddy Maggie (she's a Magmar)! Then if you use a fighting type Primeape, I'll use the bug type Scyther! Bow before Scyther!

6: Where can I find info on the Pokemon game I'LL RIP YOUR SPINE OUT AND BEAT YOU WITH IT!

Thank you for the commentary!! Cleffa's Wigglytuff Pokemon Bonanza is always trying to improve, and we certainly will provide content on that title when more information is released!!!! :) Thanks for visiting!!!

7: Can somebody tie my noose?

Hahaha, Slush said that to me just yesterday.

ERROR: Random File Unopenable

The random file, as specified in the $random_file perl variable was unopenable.

The file was not found on your file system. This means that it has either not been created or the path you have specified in $trrandom_file is incorrect.