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There are two of us. We are Chad and Ben. We can spot the difference between Voltorbs and Electrodes. So that means we are obsessed with the Pokemon series. Plus, Ben is in the Masturbating Teddyulsa fanclub.
Chad got stuck in Pokemon when he first watched the TV show back in the "day". He never ate breakfast in favor of catching new episodes, and began to grow frail from lack of food. Chad owns hundreds of about 28 bucks worth of completely pointless money-wasting Pokemon merchandise. When he's not dancing around with his Pokemon games he's either working on the site or getting paid in Hot Pockets to design websites.
Ben first became involved with the Pokemon while playing a seemingly innocent looking game called "Pokemon Red". Little did Ben know that at the heart of the game was an unforgiving cockfighting simulation that would suck your soul dry. While playing Red, Ben discovered a rat lightning thing thing named "Pikachu", who was soon to star in his own game. By the time he got Pokemon: Special Pikachu Edition with its psychic-type Pokemon that sounded suspiciously like Bryant Gumbel, Ben was stuck in the Pokemon series and unable to get out. While hanging around the Rareware homepage in search of more news (and only finding strange letters and a mysterious character known only as "Mr. Pants"), Ben stumbled upon a link to a site called DK's Jungle Vine. After meeting the site Webmasters (one of whom was a complete asshole and opposed Cleffa's Wigglytuff Pokemon Bonanza), Ben was declared criminally insane and has since been lavished with many strange and wonderful gifts, mostly involving sedatives. He also likes to buy anything that says "Not For Retail Sale" on it.
Hark the tale of the brave Pokemon Bonanza team.
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Cleffa's Wigglytuff Pokemon Bonanza is not affiliated with Nintendo, Creatures Inc., Game Freak, Warner Brothers, 4-Kids Productions, or MOONMAN Enterprises. Original content © 2001 Cleffa's Wigglytuff Pokemon Bonanza.
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