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01/09/00
I forgot how to use the sniper scope that i got from the creepy castle.
PLEASE HELP!!!
-DINEL413@webtv.net
Hmm.... I seem to recall a certain right-C button that came in handy a few times...
I am looking for game directions for Super Nintendo 64 Donkey Kong. Can you
help?
-Janice.Wright@dechert.com
........are you talking about Donkey Kong 64? Because there are a lot of sites out there with walkthroughs, but there is no such thing as "Super Nintendo 64 Donkey Kong". That game title spans two systems. And we are confused. Are you in some incredibly foreign country? Jet Force Gemini was called "Star Twins" in Japan, but..... Super Nintendo 64 Donkey Kong? Geez, that's a messed up title. Well....good luck on your search, I suppose. (looks around..........runs away)
Your site is really good and covers a lot of the DKU. I have a question for you though. I'm a big fan of DK but I been a fan of Mario Bros. longer. Do you think Mario and DK should team up and make a game together to battle K. Rool and/or Bowser? It would really bring the two universes together for the first time. If only Nintendo and Rare joined forces to create this brilliant game.
-Little Luigi
Yes, thank you. As for your question, that is one that has plagued DKU followers for ages. It could possibly make a good game, however the joining of Bowser and K. Rool wouldn't really work out. They don't share a common interest. K. Rool wanted bananas, and then wanted revenge. Bowser wanted Peach for some weird reason. As for the two universes being brought together, we feel that they should stay apart. Chaos would run rampant if the universes were joined, and it just wouldn't feel right. Sure, gaps are fine, but the Mushroom U and the Donkey Kong U should be separate for the time being. However, eventually, we feel that K. Rool with all members of the Kremling army (including the bosses, except for Very Gnawty, as he currently resides in Click Clock Wood) should join with Wizpig to create the UEO (Union of Evil) and reign terror. Or something. But I don't think a Bowser/K.rool teamup would really work out.
Hi again ! ... Enjoy and please do send me your comments
http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/gipsy/670/DonkeyKong.html
-Don Barone
You again? Oh, I thought we'd getten rid of...... erm..... oh, hello. Well, let's take a look at your little web page, shall we? Hmm, okay. It seems you've organized that data from a few Letters ago into a fairly managable page. First, you've got two of the signs wrong. The first equation is "9 / 3 = 6", not "9 + 3 = 6". The last equation is "4 + 2 = 5". But that doesn't really matter in your magic square thing-o, anyway. As for such a nice old lady as Wrinkly would have horrible math on her board, there are two possible explanations. One, the most likely, she wrote the problems and her Kremling students filled in the wrong answers. The board does say "EXAM", after all. And two, while she's a kind little old lady, she could be a moron. But the first scenario is 99.99973% the correct one. Anyway, I don't think Rare had any intention of doing this, it could just be a chance event. But it is rather intriguing. Hmm, who knows. The Diddy Kong Racing extra speed boost trick was kept secret until now, so perhaps one day, when Nintendo has had a bit too much to drink, they'll reveal something. It's probably just a coincidence, though. I'm sure that if the background artist for DKC2 were to go to your elaborate webpage, he would say something along the lines of "Bloody HELL?".
I have a quetsion. Do you know how to beat Jack, a boss, in Donkey Kong 64. Your suppose to beat it with Tiny. Any hints or anything would be cool.
-frogmjc@worldnet.att.net
Yes, sure, right. What color block did he stop on? Look for one that matches. Hope that helped. Ahem.
When I rented DKC3, I went online to find some codes and such. I stumbled on Rarenet's site and read their review and was disgusted. I logged on to their message board and vented my anger and Dan the DKC3 hating weenie posted "You can never call a review wrong." My butt. That's when I 'created' two games of my own.
Dixie Kong Racing- I wrote the plot to this, and it's been shredded. Basically, Wizpig comes back, Diddy and Co go after them and never come back (Sound familar) so Dixie and a bunch of scrubs go and race to get them back. I had Dixie and Kiddy as racers, Banjo's sister (crap, I forgot her name), Berri from Conket's Tales, and a few Kongs I created. Coolio Kong (a dimwitted monkey never seen without shades,) Trixie Kong (His twin sister, smart and hates her brother,) and Sweetie Kong (Kiddy's tiny playmate.) I long given up on that idea, but the characters I created are still mine, and if I see you using them for your little crappy page, I'll kick your -bleep-.
Dixie Kong's Adventure- A Grrl power story. Dixie is through with the Kong family, takes Kiddy (may change it to Tiny Kong, I dunno) and they both join the Kremling Circus. Little do they realize that K. Rool runs the circus and is plotting to take over Donkey Kong Island (again!) So the duo follow his path through 6 worlds and eventually stop him, I guess.
The things you do on a sugar high.
-MegamorphJ
Wow, you like Dixie, don't you? Yes, Dixie Kong Racing has long been a dream game of many, but Dixie Kong's Adventure? Not that I have any sort of problem with that, mind you, but joining the circus? Circus=clowns=scary. Rare should give the much crapped on Kiddy his own adventure, where he goes on a quest to discover himself, and there you can have a game chock full of masturbation jokes. Oh yes, and Rarenet sucks (they call themselves Rare fans, but all they like is Goldeneye and Perfect Dark).
To whom it may concern (including the greasy casino man and his friend who can buy me a slushie):
I feel that Donkey Kong is an outrage. It exploits apekind, and digresses from the morals of honest existance. Never have I beheld such appalling behavior in primates, or witnessed the utter humiliation of reptilian creatures. What ever possessed the creators of this morbid game as to utterly destroy entire species for the entertainment of children?
This unjustly legal game is a hazard to my health, and was to my deceased children. (I still hold that it was the game that killed them, the GAME. I never touched that screwdriver.)
Donkey Kong is a disgrace to America and nations the world over. While the narcissitic, cruel, and filthy distributors of this mind control toy pick flies of their . . . er . . . scrotum . . . minors all over the states and Canadian provinces suffer under their merciless reign. This must be put to an end, and as God as my witness, I refuse to cease until it is done.
Prayers to you and your disciples.
-Hilary Clinton and associates
Kremlings were created by the mysterious Force power which currently resides absorbed in K. Rool's bloodstream after his Lost World accident. Some of the power may dwell in caves under the Atlantic Ocean's surface, but that's beside the point. The point is that Kremlings were created and therefore do not have souls, and consequently have no rights. They are pure evil, and want nothing more than utter revenge. That's why Kongs like boppin' 'em on the head. And get out of New York!
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-PiKaChOoIe262!!
Stop being stupid, Animal. And this is all we have to say to you.
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