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04/13/00
Your Web site is excellent!! I recommend it to al Nintendo lovers!!
-neptune85@email.msn.com
Chad: It never ceases to amaze me how low people will sink just to appear in a published form.
ok first of all I noticed that you have Mario Party 2 in the games section
but you don't mention it anywhere in the DK timevine. do you have absolutely
every DKU game ever made and if not which ones do you have also what are all
the other games you have
-Pikachamp
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rules, Pikachu rules, Pokemon rules, Pikachu rules, Pokemon rules, Pikachu
rules, Pokemon rules, Pikachu rules, Pokemon rules, Pikachu rules, Pokemon
rules, Pikachu rules, Pokemon rules, Pikachu rules.
Slush: Yes, we have every DKU game ever made (the both of us). The reason Mario Party 2 isn't in the TimeVine is because we haven't exactly gotten around to including it, and the same goes for Mario Golf (GBC) and Donkey Kong 64. As for the other games, there is no way I could possibly tell you off the top of my head, but I have MANY games for the Nintendo Entertainment System, the Game Boys, SNES, Virtual Boy, and Nintendo 64. I got my NES back in 1986, I believe, so it's been almost 14 years of Nintendo goodness (I also have a buttload of Atari games).
As for your delightful P.S.....
Looks like you win the fight! I laughed when I saw you come up with a cannon
after Evil Amoeba disembodied Unibrow Da Ghetto, saying that you're fed up
with Non-DKU and shot Evil Amoeba. Slush doesn't like him and Unibrow anyway.
All I can say is...Here is you're certificate!!!
Anyway, I can't wait for you to post CBFD screenshots! Also, tell me why you
want Ted the Boatbuilder in SSB2.
-NES Boy
Our Friend: Yeah, well, I was tired of Slush and Chad's incessant crap about their stupid cartoons. Chad more than Slush. All those useless pictures he made. Ugh. Anyway, thanks for the certificate. I loaded it onto my image card forever. Congratulations, NES Boy, you reduced my capacity to 7.94 Megabytes. I can't wait to post the BFD shots either. Loveday's the one who gets them for us to post, you know. Don't come whining to me. And as for Ted, I can't imagine anyone more menacing than a creepy old acorn who lives in a hut surrounding himself with engine parts.
where are dixie kong and kiddy kong in donkey kong 64.
-Smytherton@aol.com
Slush: Sitting at home. Rare's original intentions were putting only Kongs from DKC in it (with newer ones), but then they decided to throw in Wrinkly to be the ghostly character that pops out at you.
Hey Chad.
Whats up? This is Dean. By the time you respond,I'll allready be back
home. I told some friends about your site. I am mailing you from their
computer. So how is the E3 deal going? Gotta go.
-Dean
Chad: .........I'm rather confused. I'm glad you're "allready back home", I suppose. What "E3 deal" are you talking about? The Vine isn't going to E3 this year. Knob.
Dearest Our Friend (none of this abbrev. stuff for you),
Must say you performed brilliantly in the battle of stupidity.
Congrats. You deserve a pat on the lens... oh, wait that's like a poke
in the eye, isn't it? Very well, you deserve a pat on the battery
casing. There, that's better.
Anyway, I was just writing to ask you if you know why Chad and Slush
haven't made any wildly careening speculations for Banjo-Tooie yet? I
was checking through the archives on one of my more busy days at work,
and I noticed that DK64 had it, and I believe that Conker BFD had it
too. I'm just interested to see what their 'minds' will come up with.
Also, I'm trying to dig up some old info on Banjo-Kazooie, but I'm
lost. I know that it originally involved Banjo rescuing his girlfriend
Piccolo from an evil giant. I also know that there were two announced
levels: Fungus Forest, and Mt. Fire Eye? Oh, and Banjo was originally
able to transform into a spider in one of the levels. I'd say it would
have been Mad Monster Mansion. Is there any other info that you know?
I'm just interested, that's all.
-Aussie Ben
Our Friend: Ooooh, a pat on the battery case. Ohh, that's good. Mmmmm. But it's nothing like a pat on the LCD screen. It's rather disturbing the way Chad gazes into it, pressing buttons on my back constantly.
Chad and Slush haven't done any speculations yet because they're idiots. Answer your question? Seriously, though, the Screenshot Analysis is their graphical speculative undertaking this time. When we get some more actual info, they'll probably make the Spec Center.
How the hell should I know any of that? I may be able to defy gravity, but I'm not a magical infiltrator of Rare Headquarters.
Dear DKU Experts,
I'm sending this letter because I have a question. I'm pretty sure I haven't
asked this before so here it goes...
Is the the old Donkey Kong franchise gone? You know, the original DK that
invaded arcades in the early 80's. DK, DK Jr. (who was in the SNES classic
Mario Kart), Pauline, and Mario aka Jumpman. Will there ever be games with
these guys together again or they gone forever?
-Little Luigi
P.S. I'm still trying to come up with a Video Games site but I don't know
what to go with, Mario, DK, SNES, N64, etc!!! DRIVING ME NUTS!
Slush: The original DK franchise is not dead. It's currently a seperate entity than the games we cover, but it's not dead. While who knows if we'll ever see morons like Stan from Donkey Kong 3 again, Donkey Kong Jr. continues to make appearances in Game and Watch Gallery games. He was also in Mario Tennis for Virtual Boy. And the original arcade games continue to get remade on different platforms time and time again. It's unknown though if a "Donkey Kong 4" will be made though....and Chad and I would never want our precious DKU to take a backseat to it. And if you want an idea for a site, you can never go wrong with the Backalleystreet Boys!
where are the two banana fairys in crysatal caves? if i have to win
dk,diddy,tiny,chunky,and,lankys games.not the wooding
house's.............................
the ice caves near the tiny monkey port to the gaint guy with the bat....and
WITH NAILS IN IT! will one of the banana fairy come..?
-Nhdja@aol.com
Chad: What the bloody hell are you talking about, man? I caught the words "Crystal, Banana, Fairy, and Caves" somewhere in there, so I guess you're looking for the Crystal Caves Banana Fairies. One of them is in one of the rooms near the Crown Battle Pad and the 5 Bananaport, while the other is inside the igloo that all five Kongs must enter. You'll have to find which one for yourself. MUAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
If you look at the newest render of Mumbo Jumbo(check out the 4/11/00 update) he looks like a jinjo! Could it be that Mumbo Jumbo is a Jinjo?
-sportdog74@hotmail.com
Slush: ............... Well, this is a Mr. Mooney Award. Ye-us!
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Hey, Slush (means "troublesome" in Hungarian)
So Camelot is coming out with Mario Tennis! What a great idea! I
practically prayed that this would come out, because golf and tennis are my
two favorite sports. I also hope that it will have the same replay value as
Mario Golf.
(in Jerry Seinfeld voice) And what IS the deal with Rarewhere? It seems
like they - well, he - never updates the Scribes, the only worthwhile section
of that site! With the low update pace, I'm suprised to see how that company
could be your God.
I'm becoming very suspicious about Your Our Friend. What is he? A Sith?
A Hacker? An inanimate object? Goron? Foreigner? Warrior? Alien? Punk?
Clinton? Fictional?
And *WHAT* is the deal with Chicken McNuggets? I mean, if it comes from
where I McThink it comes from, I don't wanna McEat it! (SNL excerpt)
-SirNick5@AOL.com
P.S. That stuff about Slush meaning "troublesome" in Hungarian isn't true.
Sorry, but no e-mail is complete without good 'ol Internet crap.
Slush: Well....haright. I'm sure Mario Tennis will be a great game. Of course, I hope Donkey Kong is in it, and at that a playable character. Should be fun no matter what though. I think there is another (secret) outbreak of the Mad Cow disease in England, and that would explain the sluggish updating on Leigh Loveday's part. Our Friend is a bastard child. Chicken McNuggets have black lumps in them on occasion, and they look like McTesticals. By the way, I heard the Hamburgler was getting McBlown by Mayor McCheese one day in the McBallpit. At least, that's what Chad McCanna told me. I'm glad the MOONMAN got out of that place...
Chad,
There are absolutely NO games on your web site. I would like you to put
some games on your web site.
-Tabuenas
Chad: Isn't it obvious? We're not a game site, we're a.... game...... site..... Erm.... Moving along, then...
Your site is da bomb! It's the best DK site on the net! I mean that. No this
isn't sucking up. Well, kinda, well not rea...WHAT GRAPHICS PROGRAM DO YOU
USE?!!?!?!?!
-The person that wants to know how they did the awesome graphics otherwise known as Germ Hamee
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I can't believe it. How can a freaking Digital Camera float in mid air and
be able to work on this web page of yours? I don't believe it till I see it
with my own eyes(not some fixed up picture). And I think you owe Chad with
your life. So bow down and sho him the respect he deserves! Anyway... YOU
NEED A MESSAGE BOARD (to lazy to make a larger font). How are we suposed to
interact with other DK Crazies on the net that share the same interests(no
not pornography!) that me and my friends do?
-Captain Riker of the USS Enterp... AHHH Star Trek Sucks anyway!
P.S. Print this if you have hair... I mean if you DARE!
Our Friend: Believe it, buddy. The reason I can levetate and have the mental capacity of a human is because I am a human soul inhabiting a digital camera. It's really quite simple. Pfft, Chad's ego is big enough without me worshipping him. And before Slush and Chad allowed me (har har) to answer questions, I believe they already addressed the messageboard topic. No one here is willing to moderate. You want to talk to other DKU fans, then simply hook up your N64 to your TV, then hook up the VCR to the back of your computer, and Simian Slam the Creepy Castle pillar 64 times to unlock a secret chat room! The three of us are contsantly lounging around in there waiting for other intrepid explorers to show up.
P.S. Wh....what?
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Slush: When the hell did I join XOOM.com? And who the hell do they think they are sending me this trash?
Dear Chad,
What's up. I am sitting here in class (Tech Systems) looking at your site and I am thinking, what is Rare doing to its image?
Rare is happily accepted by parents, with the worst rating being T (Teen) with JFG (Jet Force Gemini). Most of their games being platformers or FPS (First Person Shooter) exxept for DKR (Diddy Kong Racing) and KI (Killer Instinct).
After Conker's BFD Rare will be considered untrustable. CBFD will contain Brass Testicles. Yeah like thats gonna go over good with parents. People have already questioning the sanity of Rare because of Candies DD breasts (Boobs). I can't wait for Conker's BFD either I just don't know it is going to go over as well as Rare wants it to. I mean BRASS TESTICLEES, come on.
Lastly, what is your favorite TV Show? Mine being Kids In The Hall. Got to go save the world, bye. Woosh.
-Jeremy Andrews
Chad: I could laugh at this letter's rampant use of abbreviation explanations for hours on end, but since I'm in a bit of a hurry, I'll give it a mild chuckle. Heh heh. Now, on to buisness, what the hell are you on, man? No one is questioning Rare's sanity, and if they say they are (like IGN, and us), they're only joking about it. Conker's BFD is not meant to be a childrens' game, so if parents and the like complain about it, then it's their own fault for being right morons. And there's nothing wrong with DD breasts (boobs). Candy just happens to be a very supple gorilla. Pervert. And my favorite TV show used to be Simpsons, until about 1998 when they started having oh-so crappy episodes about elves and such. Now my favorite is Futurama. By far.
Slush: Well, I watch pretty much any crap on TV, from A to Z. My favorite actual "shows" are Mystery Science Theater 3000, Late Night With Conan O' Brein, Simpsons circa 1990-1997, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, and a tie between WALKER TEXAS RANGER and MARTIAL LAW, not for their senseless violence, but for their intelligent, thought provoking plots and depth of acting.
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