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04/22/00
Yep,it's me again.Here with the game idea I promised
you.
Name:Donkey Kong:The Final Battle
System:Dolphin
Story:The kremlings have set up on an island far from
the DK Isles,2 months after the Blast-o-Matic
incident.K.Rool has discovered a whole chamber of the
force power beneath the island using the powers he got
from the Lost World incident in DKC2,and is planning
of harnessing it to create a race of extremly powerful
"super-kremlings",the main one being a kremling the
size of K.Lumsy,K.Tastrophie.He knows the kongs will
try to stop him,so he sets up a plan-he has a Krusha,2
kasplats and 3 kritters go and kidnap Diddy and
Dixie(who were on a date in Fungi Forest at the
time).They succeed,and the two kongs are thrown in the
dungeon/torture room.Tiny,after waiting a long time
for Diddy and her big sis to get home,tells DK(after
waking him up;very comical,I might add),and the
adventure begins.
I'm not gonna go through all the levels,but I'll tell
you this:
You'll go through volcanoes,go through levels where
you always swim.The minecarts return.Each major stage
would end with a fight against a Super-kremling.The
banana fairies make a re-appearance,and there is EVERY
SINGLE ANIMAL BUDDY EVER(even Winky!)in the game.The
Hero Coins and KremCoins make a return,and you need
them all to get to the Lost World.
Final bosses:Yes,there are three end bosses.Double
take!THREE?!Yes!The first boss is against K.Rool in
his throne room,with Diddy and Dixie suspended in a
cage attached to the ceiling.Think of it has a 3-D
version of the DKC final boss.After winning,you'll
discover that "K.Rool" was just a robot,and "Diddy and
Dixie" were just holograms.The Lost World opens up,but
you need all the Hero Coins and KremCoins to
enter.What follows is 5 more levels,where you have to
get the remaining Hero Coins and KremCoins to enter
Boss Fight 2.In it,K.Rool says he'll give back Diddy
and Dixie if you defeat his "ultimate kremling".A huge
door opens,and K.Tastrophie comes out!(We're talking a
certain kremling's size here!)Just as K.Tastrophie's
about to squish the playable kongs(DK,Kiddy,Tiny,Lanky
and Chunky),he gets punched hard in the back,making
him fall.The kongs move out the way.When the dust
clears,it shows the puncher has K.LUMSY!!!A battle
ensures,in which you're K.Lumsy and you need to
punch,kick and tail whip your way to defeating
K.Tastrophie.After K.Tastrophie is defeated(in a
rather cool death scene,I might add)K.Rool breaks his
promise and hauls Diddy and Dixie aboard his
flagship,the Flying Krock 2.The kongs hitch a ride on
K.Lumsy,and they get to Donkey Kong Island just after
K.Rool gets there.The lizard king starts to attack the
island,but a swift punch from K.Lumsy makes the ship
crash.
The final,final FINAL Battle:
When you enter the final battle(much the same way you
enter the K.Rool fight in DK64;just jump into the hole
atop the wreckage)you enter a huge lava filled
arena,with Diddy and Dixie tied up right above the
lava flow.K.Rool is in the center,and uses Kremling
magic to throw all the playable knogs except DK out of
the arena.K.Rool then uses the force power(it shoots
out from right underneath him)to turn into a
super-powerful super-K.Rool!(we're talking razor sharp
claws,deep red eyes,etc.)Thus,the final battle
ensures:DK VS K.ROOL!It is extremly difficult,but if
you manage to pull out a victory(by using a special
barrel that makes DK the size of Hunky Chunky,and
allwos him to punch and kick only)you'll send K.Rool
tumbling into the lava.What's really cool is that
while he yells that DK telling that someday he will
have his revenge,the lava starts to eat away at his
flesh,so you can see some of K.Rool's
bones.Finally,the kremling king sinks into the
lava,never to be seen again....
Ending:
What we're talking here is THE BEST ENDING IN A VIDEO
GAME TO DATE!EXtremly good graphics,a whopping 10
minutes long,and chock full of incredible stuff,it
also has a special surprise:in the game,there are 3
Kremling Medallions.Collect them all,and after you
watch the ending,you'll see a clip of the arena where
DK and K.Rool duked it out.From the lava,somehow,the
force power seeps out,and fills up the room,but can't
escape,since the entrance was blocked off by
K.Lumsy(after DK had gotten Diddy and Dixie out and
killed K.Rool)The words "To Be Continued?" appear,all
the while,eerie music plays.
Welp,there's my game idea.Next letter from me:I tell
of my theroy of what the central game in the DKU is!
-Sean King-50% DK,50% Kirby-accept no imitations!
P.S.:I've been checking out the site lately,and I've
gotten the impression that Chad is the leader of you
three.For example,from Slush:
"I hope Chad doesn't kill me for not giving it perfect
scores in some categories."
The wya I see it,Chad is the boss,Slush some
second-in-command and Our Friend is some lowly
henchman dreaming of being in charge someday.
Chad: Hmm...This is a fairly good idea, except for the fact that the funny Donkey awakening was MINE! You stole my awakening! BWAR!!! Anyway, yes, pretty good game, and I rather like the idea of playing as a giant character (perhaps not K. Lumsy, though, as I didn't much like him). You say that K. Rool flies off in the Krock II, but that one crashed in DK64. This one must be the Flying Krock III. Alright. Ohh, you're sending another Letter? Aww, crap. Horray!
P.S. No, Slush and myself are equals on the site, but you got the part about Our Friend right. Heh heh heh.
in mario party 2 do you know what happens when you pass baby bowser while
wearing the bowser suit i've been trying to pull it off with no luck.
-Pikachamp
P.S. what would you do if they stopped making video games except for pokemon
ones and destroyed all non-pokemon games? also what would you do if pokemon
came to life
Slush: The Bowser suit is to steal your opponents' coins. Nothing happens when you pass Baby Bowser in the giant blob of rubber and plastic. If they stopped making games besides Pokemon then I would quit playing video games. And they couldn't destroy the games I already own that aren't Pokemon, because I would shoot anybody that ran into my house with weapons ready to destroy or take my property. Too bad little Elian's relatives didn't act that quick...bad for them, that is.
I just found a HUGE mistake on your site!!!
There's NO WAY you made these graphics with MS Paint!!
-Germ Hamee
Chad: This is the first time I have ever literally rolled on the floor laughing from a Letter. If anyone wants to know what he's talking about, check the last issue of Letters. And by the way, yes, everything is done with MS Paint. That paint bucket is more handy than most think...
i need someother people to tell me how stupid i am and laugh at me.why
did i write that sentence?i can play video games and i have been using
the net for 5 years but i just figured out how to play a cd on my
computer.marilyn manson,smashing pumpkins,yeah!!!!!!!!!!!.i'm the girl
remember.the dumb question about the bananaporter.oh yeah,i want to be
the first ms.mooney.oops gotta remember to delete this from my email
thingy or my mom will kill me.she took my computer away!!!!!!!!i won't
give you my name cause i'm a minor,but it's not lisa.oh weed is
good,very good.
-Lisa Nelson
Chad: Uhhh..... Okay. And no, there are no Ms. Mooneys. You must be confused with our award. "Mr. Mooney" is the name of the award. Not the name of the recipient. When someone wins an Oscar, their name doesn't change to Oscar. And as for the other 82% of your Letter, I have no idea what you're going on about. So stop it.
okay, you all are a bunch of crazy pcycos. (Except "Our Friend", I like him)
why are you so evil. Have you even actully played one of the Pokémon games or
seen one of the Pokémon shows. Or do you just hate it 'cause it's a fad? And
also, is all the backstory to the DKU on your site real or is it bull that
you made up. And where did you make up that name DKU, it's never been used in
any DK gamee ever.
-Grllawoyer@aol.com
Slush: We are incredibly pcyco, thank you very much. We aren't evil though, as you just percieve us to be evil because of our tattoos that say "Hail Evil!" and "Purge the Innocent!" Sadly, I own the red color of Pokemon, but I bought it before it became the horrible fad it is today. I beat it and got incredibly bored with it (people only say its a masterpiece because it got popular with the kiddie crowd and made some dough....if it didn't sell well it would only be regarded of what it really is....mediocre at best. Yes, I've seen that shi....whoops, I mean show. To its credit, it does follow the game more closely and is better than the horrible piece of crap known as the Donkey Kong Country cartoon....but it's still laughable. The main character of Ash has to be the most ill concieved notion of a main character in any cartoon show. You feel NO compassion towards him and want to root for the bad guys because he's such a dickweed. I care more about Urkel than I do Ash. As for the backstory of the DKU, we did write it, but we pieced it together through the games. We went through and came up with the most logical (logical at least in the crazy world of Donkey Kong) answers to some of the backstory questions. The most obvious thing we whittled out of our minds was how the apes and bears came to speak human languages. We felt there had to be a reason, as this wasn't Looney Tunes. And finally, I coined the term "Donkey Kong Universe," because we needed something to call the overall series of games. We couldn't call it the Donkey Kong series, because we were only focusing on the "2nd era" of Donkey Kong. We couldn't call it the Donkey Kong Country series, because not all the games were in fact DKC. So I looked back at my days as a comic book reader and remembered how DC Comics called its superhero world the "DC Universe", or "DCU." It had Superman, Batman, Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, Flash, Guy Gardner (the best superhero of all time), etc. in it. So I took the name, tweaked it, and got the DKU.
Hee hee blah bored bored. No, joe, his name is pigme. Parchment with wings and feathers too. Could Donkey Kong read the dictionary? Amazing cheese and hummina.
-Megu
P.S.-I want you, Chad. I want you so bad.
Chad: Donkey Kong can indeed read the dictionary! He can also scratch his buttocks if the urge so strikes him.
P.S. Right back at ya'.
BASHING POKéMON WAS ONE THING, BUT YOU REALLY GET ME MAD IF YOU BASH
DIGIMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! iT'S THE BEST SHOW
EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT DUDE MAKING DK64 THE SERIES SHOULD
DO A DIGIMON CROSSOVER, AND A POKéMON CROSSOVER. DO YOU GUYS JUST HATE ANY
CHARACTER THAT'S NOT A MAJOR CHARACTER IN THE SO CALLED "dku." THE GREAT DK
GAMES DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE YOU AS WEBMASTERS OF ONE OF IT'S FANSITES
-Grllawoyer@aol.com
Slush: Digimon blows worse than Pokemon. At least the Pokemon show isn't a blatant ripoff of Digimon, as it is in the world of vice versa. I do like the puck in Galactic Pinball, so don't accuse me of not liking DKU characters. And I love every DKU character but Pikachu and Jigglypuff, they don't have to be major ones (I hate the fact that those two Pokemon are in the DKU, thanks to SSB). And is your last sentence a compliment or an insult?
Hello Chad,
My friend you were talking to last night told me you know about my web
site. As he told you I am obsessed with all things DONKEY KONG! I am also
an avid follower of your web site. Just asking, what is your friend's
problem. Why does he slap people?
The scary monkey who will from now on haunt you forever
-SHANE The INSHANE
Chad: I know about your website because your friend kept sending me messages with the link until I gave in and clicked it. I forget what it was about, though, so I guess I can't really comment on that. Our Friend slaps people when they get out of line, or if they start acting stupid. And before you ask how he slaps without arms, he just kind of hovers at high speeds at an angle into our faces.
ok here's a question for ya what's your favorite video game character
besides anyone from the DKU. also if DK wasn't in super smash bros.. who do
you think would win
-Pikachamp
P.S. if you stop making fun of pokemon I'll quit bothering you about it as
for now...
POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON!
POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON!
POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON!
POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON!
POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON!
POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON!
Slush: As stated above, I like the puck in Galactic Pinball. If Donkey Kong wasn't in Super Smash Bros., then Samus would win. And before I read your P.S., I accidently put up this horribly offensive picture of Pikachu getting his intestines ripped out of his anus by a Sneek. I'm REALLY sorry, as I had no attention of using it, as it would make all these rabid Pokemon fans that have just started to complain about our anti-Pokemon views even madder. Again, I'm terribly sorry.
Your backstory to the DK games is a bunch of crap. Kiddy is not adopted,
Swanky is not gay, and Chunky does not live in the Kong Island chains. And
what's this evil force that you made up? Common, your DK backstory is the
second stupidest in the world. (The first being the damn TV show) Well, I
guess I can't be too mad at you. We all make up our theories about the Kongs.
I personally think that all the Kongs are a species of
super-intelligant simians that have resemblance to other primates. They
aren't different species. That's how Kiddy, a baboon-type Kong can be
brothers with Chunky which has the bulky body of a Gorilla or a Chimpanzee
and the number of digits of a monkey. And Diddy is part Chimpanzee and part
monkey. (Sorry, I'm not an expert on monkey species) And the Kongs have
different breeds, baboon, Chimpanzee, gorilla, orangutan, and more. Also,
what is with that "Evil Force" or whatever. Kremlins are just evolved
Crocodiles. DUH!!
-Grllawoyer@aol.com
Chad: Ohh, hoo, hoo, them's fightin' words. Yes, sure, mutated and cross-bred apes make a LOT more sense than a simple adoption. We never said Swanky was gay. We just said his sexuality was ambiguous at best. If not on the DK Islands, then where does Chunky live? And about this Force thing, it is YOU, my friend, who is mistaken. Obviously you're one of the polygon huggers who wouldn't be caught dead with a Super Nintendo. Well, anyway, the evil Kremling Force was the entire ending storyline of Donkey Kong Country 2. The DKC2 instrustion booklet stated the Lost World as the "source of the Kremlings", and there is a freaking force flowing from the central of the Lost World! Inside a big stone Kremling head, no less! Before you go around accusing people of making things up, maybe you should check all revenues so you, Grllawoyer@aol.com, don't sound the fool. Too late for that, though. You're already an arse in the eyes of us. Sorry.
short letter this time and no pokemon P.S. anyways I've heard you call that
creepy castle boss king kut out, well actually he's called Cardboard K. Rool
-Pikachamp
Slush: Where did you read that? One of those false prophet Player's Guides? EGM? Gamepro? Expert Gamer? He's King Kut Out, period. Here's your Mr. Mooney Award. Your ignorance deserves it. Ye-us!
"I wish we could create screenshots, but we don't have the wits. Or the
physical endurance. Plus, we throw up a lot, and nobody likes to spend a week
with us."
A week would be a little much.
-KAVM3@aol.com
Chad: It's so refreshing to know that my incessant Futurama quoting doesn't go to waste.
Dear Pepito,
Do the Kongs like Madonna?
-KW Sniffle
Pepito Chad: No, they hate her. Well, all except Swanky. Whoa, chalk one more down for Swanky's heterosexuality!
Subject: error found in 1492.1670.1845.0694
You can say that again!
-SirNick5@aol.com
Slush: That!
you rule!!!!!!!!!!
-Grllawoyer@aol.com
Our Friend: Yeah, I know. But it doesn't mean much coming from a moron such as yourself, Grllawoyer@aol.com.
Finally! Loveday has finally updated that DKC (GBC) info that he should have
completed 15 DAYS AGO!!! Now, all we need is proof that Tiny, Lanky, and
Chunky will also be in it. Those guys did good with Diddy and Donkey before,
but will they do it again? Will there be a "DKL Mode"? Will it use the DKL
Kong Switch engine? Will they team up like in the SNES DKC games? Will K.
Rool finally get off that rock he's on since DK64? Will he rise the old
Crocodile Isle the third time in DKC2 (GBC)? Will he become Baron K.
Roolenstein again in DKC3 (GBC)? WILL WE EVER KNOW??? (Silence) (Quietly)
Will I ever shut up?
-NES Boy
Chad: Well, those are some interesting questions. Since it's a port of DKC, I doubt the new trio will be in, but I'm still not ruling out the idea of a DK64 connection, via Transfer Pak (it saves what's left of my dwindling sanity). DKL mode? What are you talking about? I hope the unused character follows behind the first as in the SNES triolgy. Donkey and Diddy didn't ever "team up" in DKC, so I doub that will happen. K. Rool is on a rock? Hmm, I thought he was just booted off into the ocean by K. Lumsy. If they make DKC 2 and 3 (GBC), then the answer for those two is "probably". Since this is your final question, I would have to say that yes, you will shut up in some point in time. And actually, Loveday STILL hasn't gotten off his arse to complete the DKC (GBC) section. We were forced to scrape the shots off of Nintendo Power Source's mildewey underbelly. Not a pleasing task, mind.
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