The file was not found on your file system. This means that it has either not been created or the path you have specified in $trrandom_file is incorrect. Well,Chad,Slush and Our Friend,here it is-the script for the very first episode of Donkey Kong 64:The Series!Play nice.... Intro: Heads up,peoples!It's the Donkey Kong 64 TV Show! *Option screen music for DK64 plays.* Narrator:ROLL CALL! DIDDY KONG!(Shows Diddy flying around shooting Kritters with his twin-peanut Popguns.) DIXIE KONG!(Shows Dixie helicopter wafting from treetroop to treetop.) LANKY KONG!(Shows Lanky orangsprinting around a Klump until the big fat krem gets dizzy and falls over.) TINY KONG!(Shows Tiny,mini-sized,beating a huge klaptrap on the head.) CHUNKY KONG!(Shows Chunky backed up into a corner by a Krusha.Suddenyl,Chunky swings back and lets loose a Primate Punch,sending the Krusha flying!) CANDY KONG!(Shows Candy in her shop,sitting on a chair while listening to some kind of rap music.) FUNKY KONG!(Shows Funky doing a funky-get it?-dance.) CRANKY KONG!(Shows Cranky sitting in his lab,sleeping and snoring loudly.) KING K.ROOL!(Shows K.Rool standing on a cliff as his troops head off,laughing maniacally.) *Suddenly,DK appears behind K.Rool and sucker-punches him off the cliff!) And finally,DONKEY KONG! DK:OK! *The other Kongs appear beside DK.He faces the screen,picks up an orange and hurls it at the screen.Fade out.* Episode Title:A Kong In The Fast Lane,part 1. *Fade in to a bird's-eye-view of the ocean surronding Donkey Kong Island and the now vacant Crocodile Isle.If you look closely,you see something swimming through the water in the direction of Crocodile Isle.The camera zooms in on the figure,revealing it to be King K.Rool,still in his boxing uniform from the fight with the newly formed "DK Crew."After a few minutes,K.Rool climbs aboard the mechanical terror.Breathing heavily,the Kremling King opens a secret hatch on the side of the ship to reveal a keypad.K.Rool enters the four-digit code to open a door to an elevator right next to the keypad.K.Rool steps into the elevator,and the door closes.Fade out quickly.* *Fade back in to a scene of DK's Golden Banana treehouse.DK's sleeping in his hammock,snoring heavily.He wakes up to the sound of a wooden cane pounding on the tree trunk his treehouse is attached to.He walks onto his porch to see Cranky waiting for him below.* DK:What do you want,dad?Donkey need sleep! Cranky:Quit your whining,you whipesnapper!Back in my day,us heroes never slept on the job!Blah,blah,blah,blah.... DK:Oh,dear lord,spare Donkey this! Cranky:Anyway,listen up.Everybody is getting ready to help K.Lumsy tow Crocodile Isle over that underwater volcano he found.That thing will erupt in only 2 hours,and we want that big ship over that volcano so it'll blow up!We need you to get your butt over there! DK:Fine,fine,Donkey coming....*jumps off of his porch to the ground.He and Cranky walk out to where everyone is waiting.Fade out quickly.* *Fade back in to a scene of the Crocodile Isle throne room.K.Rool,now dressed back into the regal clothing of the Kremling King,sits on the throne,getting ready to radio out to the Kremling evacuation ships that left the bethmoth when K.Rool lost the boxing match,and also watching the Kongs as they readied to tow his ship off to the volcano.The Kremling King snorted a snort of disgust to himself.* K.Rool:Bah...if they think they'll be able to get rid of me now,they're sorely mistaken!This coup isn't over yet!All I need now is that scientist....WHERE IS HE?!!!! *Suddenly,a kremling that looks similar to how K.Rool looked in DKC3/DKL3,only wearing nifty shades and without a jetpack barges into the throne.The krem kneels before his king.* Kremling:Dr.Kremlinstien,at your service,milord. K.Rool:Hmph.About time you got here.I sent that order to get down here weeks ago!What took you so long?! Dr.K:Techincal difficulties back at the fleet.Now,what is it you want,my master? K.Rool:Alright,finally we get down to business!!*presses a few buttons on his armrest.A hatch opens up above them,and a robotic hand hands K.Rool a big,rolled up blueprint.K.Rool gives the blueprint to Dr.Kremlinstien,who opens it.* K.Rool:That,my servant,is the blueprint for the Blast-O-Matic,copy 2. Dr.K:"Copy 2?" K.Rool:When I ripped up the original copy,I made another copy,this one with certain-*ahem*-improvements I wanted you to make. Dr.K:Why not get Snide?! K.Rool:Because,you fool,once I saw Snide's original blueprints,I knew that his version might easily malfunction.I suspected that he wanted to destroy me,so I fired him and tore up his original blueprints.I wanted you to make these improvments before I started the attack,but you never showed up,so I had to go with the normal version.Now that you're here..... Dr.K:Let me guess-you want me to put these upgrades into the Blast-O-Matic? K.Rool:Yes.And,turn it back on. Dr.K:"Turn it back on?"Isn't it already on? K.Rool:If it was already on,I would have fired as soon as I got back into the ship.Those Kongs turned it off.I want you to turn it back on,input the upgrades,and do it quick.If we're lucky,we can fire it off and destroy those kongs once and for all today! Dr.K:Yes,milord. *Blueprints in hand,Dr.Kremlinstien walks off into the Blast-O-Matic chamber,and begins to work.Connecting his laptop into the main terminal,he types some stuff into it,and hits the enter key.First,the Bladt-O-Matic makes a low hum.Then,it turns totally on,with all the lights activating and it making a pleasent loud droning noise.Dr.Kremlinstien then begins to work on the improvements,working like clockwork.He finishes quickly,and then heads for the throne room.* Dr.K:Mission accomplished,milord! K.Rool:Excellent.You may fire when ready. Dr.K:Yes,si-WHAT?!!Fire NOW?!I just did it!There's no telling WHAT could happ-*gets back by the neck and gets pulled so close to K.Rool's face,he could feel the kremling king's hot breath.* K.Rool:I said,you may fire when ready. Dr.K:Y-y-y-y-yes milord.*getting out of the chokehold,he rushes back into the B-O-M chamber and activates the firing sequence.Fade out quickly.* *Fade back in to a scene on the frontal beach of Donkey Kong Island.Every Kong on the island,including Snide,is preparing and getting ready K.Lumsy ready for his long journey.* Lanky:You gonna be OK out there,ya big lug? K.Lumsy:Don't worry,Lanky.K.Lumsy be fine. Lanky:OK... *DK,Dixie and Chunky are loading various foods into a HUGE backpack that K.Lumsy is going to carry with him.* Dixie:Man,this is hard work! Chunky:Ah,no problem for Chunky.Chunky carry big foods easily! DK:Ah,stop boasting,Chunky. *Everyone is working.All except Diddy,who is suddenly distracted from his work.He looks up at Crocodile Isle.Suddenly,the big hatch below the law-entrance to Hideout Helm-opens,and the Blast-O-Matic's main blaster comes out,aimed at Donkey Kong Island.* Diddy:Guys?...HEY,GUYS! *Everyone looks at Diddy.* Diddy:Was the Blast-O-Matic out when we came out here? Tiny:No... Diddy:Well,it is now!Look! *Everyone looks up at the Blast-O-Matic in firing posistion.Fade out quickly.* *Fade back in to the Blast-O-Matic chamber,where Dr.Kremlingstien is just about to press the Fire button.* Dr.K:Goodbye,Donkey Kong Island!This'll get me a promotion FOR SURE!*presses the button.Fade out quickly.* *Fade back in to the beach.The Blast-O-Maatic suddenly satrts accumilating energy.* Diddy:Uh oh. *Suddenly,a beam of energy shoots out-heading straight for our heroes!* Everyone:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! *The beam engulfs the screen.The screen freezes,and the words TO BE CONTINUED appear.Fade out.* Credits: Plot:Sean King Title:Sean King Intro:Sean King Voice Actors: DK-Same as in game. Diddy-Same as in game. Dixie:Yeardly Smith. Lanky:Same as in game. Tiny:Same as in game. Chunky:Same as in game. Cranky:Walter Maththow(mom's idea) Funky:Dana Carvey Candy:Same as in game. King K.Rool:Same as in game. Dr.Kremlinstien:Don't Know Yet(I'm thinking of using the voice for Barney-(the Simpson drunk,NOT the purple dinosaur we all love to hate.) K.Lumsy:Same as in game. Special Thanks: Chad McCanna SirSlush2 Our Friend NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE: The Blast-O-Matic is back online,and is in the process of firing at our heroes?Will this be the end?(Doubtfully though-it's only the stinkin' second episode,and I'm going for a full season of 26 eps!)All this will be answered in the next exciting episode of DONKEY KONG 64:THE SERIES!!! Narrator:God,that was corny.
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