ERROR: Random File Unopenable

The random file, as specified in the $random_file perl variable was unopenable.

The file was not found on your file system. This means that it has either not been created or the path you have specified in $trrandom_file is incorrect.


Slush,
Here is a list of things that I demand:
1: An entire Letters section revolving around me.
2: 7.4 Almond Joys (without almonds, please).
3: Tone down on the idiotic part of your site.
4: Gimme a quote from George Costanza.
5: Admit that DK64 was one of the more disappointing games in the DKC series.
6: Fetch me some coffee.
7: Write to Scribes (oh wait, you probably have been writing to Scribes, but Loveday won't post yours - HAHAHAHahahahaha-HA!)
8: Give IGN64 recognition for being a very thorough and comprehensive resource.
9: Realise that the best five SNES games were: 1.) Link to the Past 2.) Super Metroid 3.) DKC2 4.) DKC 5.) Actraiser
10: Stop pretending that you're British: I say that if you're in America, act like an American damn it!
11: Oh, geez, I just had something really clever to say...but then I forgot it.
12: Tell *Lark* that I said "up hers".
13: Mario Golf makes my local courses look like crap.
14: Mario Tennis has some pretty nifty swing effects there.
15: Oh, whoops, those last two weren't demands.
16: Accept that the best five Super Smash Bros. players are: 1.) Kirby 2.) Samus 3.) Falcon 4.) Yoshi 5.) Link (If you're wondering, DK is 6)
-SirNick

P.S. CaN yOu BeLiEvE iT? IGN didn't put DK64 in their Top 25!!!!!!!!!1
P.P.S. You supposedly post anything. So if I were to type in 2.5 million zeros on this letter you'd actually print them?
P.P.P.S 00000000000000 . . .

Slush: 1: Done,
2: Nope,
3: MEZ LIKES MY TOE'S NIPPLE HAIR!11!!,
4: "I HATE FESTIVUS!!!",
5: That's impossible, because it wasn't in the DKC series (there were only three DKC games, and we get one more in a couple of months for GBC),
6: Nope,
7: For your information, I haven't been writing to Scribes. This site has kept me too busy. I'll write to them when I have something to say,
8: IGN is very important, as you can't run a site like this without getting your news from them. They're a very thorough and comprehensive source. I just don't agree with all their opinions,
9: YOU realize that the best SNES games are (in this order) DKC2, DKC3, DKC...and two others (actually, DKC3 is the best game, but DKC2 is my favorite),
10: I ACT AMERICAN. Chad's the one who acts British all the time. I haven't said arse in who knows how long. If you see the words "chap," "bloody," or "tat" on this site, rest assured Chad wrote them. Oh, and Mr. American, in your 9th "demand" you spelled realize "realise." Fool,
11: Buffoon,
12: Never,
13: Same here,
14: Agreed,
15: Buffoon,
16: DK is the best; followed by Ness, Link, Captain Falcon, and Luigi.
P.S. I don't agree with all their opinions, like I don't agree with all of YOURS.
P.P.S. Try me.
P.P.P.S. Chicken.


ERROR: Random File Unopenable

ERROR: Random File Unopenable

The random file, as specified in the $random_file perl variable was unopenable.

The file was not found on your file system. This means that it has either not been created or the path you have specified in $trrandom_file is incorrect.