http://www.dkvine.com Chad McCanna and Hyle "Slush" Russell deliver a bi-weekly serving of Donkey Kong Universe-based comedy, dragging their multinational gaggle of cohorts through the process. Featuring news on upcoming games, trivia contents from throughout DK series history, and award-winning* segments like Great Moments in DKU Audio, you're guaranteed to love it!** *not true **not a guarantee Chad McCanna and Hyle "Slush" Russell deliver an occasional serving of Donkey Kong Universe-based comedy, dragging their multinational gaggle of cohorts through the process. Featuring news on upcoming games, trivia contents, and generally random segments. The #1 Donkey Kong Universe Audio Comedy Show originating from North American Central Standard Time. http://www.dkvine.com http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/the_vine_logo_itunes_large.jpg 600 600 Games & Hobbies Nintendo, Retro, Rare, Banjo, Banjo-Kazooie, Conker, Ghoulies, Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong Country, Donkey Kong Country Returns, Diddy, Mario, DKU, Audio Programme, dkvine, DK Vine, Chad McCanna, Hyle Russell, program en-us 2012 File Two Productions. All rights reserved. Thu, 27 Sep 2012 01:00:00 GMT filetwo@gmail.com(Chad McCanna) filetwo@gmail.com(Chad McCanna) Chad McCanna filetwo@gmail.com www.DKVine.com yes 1 http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_206.mp3 http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_206.mp3 www.DKVine.com DK Vine The cast continues their universe-hopping tomfoolery with a stop-off in an underground mobile alien fortress inhabitated by a feudal Japanese ninja tribe. Makes sense, right? Unfortunately, the alien-partnered feudal Japanese ninja tribe doesn't see it that way, and it leads to Chad and Hyle getting tortured in the worst way ever devised by man. Before that, however, they have an all-important discussion concerning the possibility of a Camelot-developed Donkey Kong game and Banjo characters in Minecraft! Their circumstances also make them ponder a mutant freak in Obscure Character Showcase! Afterwards, the cast helps one of their listeners straighten his cluttered love in Men Are From Treehouses, Women Are From Save Points! However, can they resolve tensions amongst themselves, or will it take a new Master Debater to mend the brewing racial cold war? Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall of sound! Of course, it wouldn't be The Vine if there weren't life-and-death consequences at stake, and this episode is no different. Will humanity be enslaved by invaders from an alternate dimension... or will they find saviors from the sewer? Order some pizza while you can, because Obamacare is about to price it right out of your budget for some reason. The cast continues their universe-hopping tomfoolery with a stop-off in an underground mobile alien fortress inhabitated by a feudal Japanese ninja tribe. Makes sense, right? Unfortunately, the alien-partnered feudal Japanese ninja tribe doesn't see it that way, and it leads to Chad and Hyle getting tortured in the worst way ever devised by man. Before that, however, they have an all-important discussion concerning the possibility of a Camelot-developed Donkey Kong game and Banjo characters in Minecraft! Their circumstances also make them ponder a mutant freak in Obscure Character Showcase! Afterwards, the cast helps one of their listeners straighten his cluttered love in Men Are From Treehouses, Women Are From Save Points! However, can they resolve tensions amongst themselves, or will it take a new Master Debater to mend the brewing racial cold war? Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall of sound! Of course, it wouldn't be The Vine if there weren't life-and-death consequences at stake, and this episode is no different. Will humanity be enslaved by invaders from an alternate dimension... or will they find saviors from the sewer? Order some pizza while you can, because Obamacare is about to price it right out of your budget for some reason. Thu, 27 Sep 2012 01:00:00 GMT What do teenagers, mutants, ninjas, and turtles have in common? Our universe-hopping heroes are about to find out! The cast continues their universe-hopping tomfoolery with a stop-off in an underground mobile alien fortress inhabitated by a feudal Japanese ninja tribe. Makes sense, right? Unfortunately, the alien-partnered feudal Japanese ninja tribe doesn't see it that way, and it leads to Chad and Hyle getting tortured in the worst way ever devised by man. Before that, however, they have an all-important discussion concerning the possibility of a Camelot-developed Donkey Kong game and Banjo characters in Minecraft! Their circumstances also make them ponder a mutant freak in Obscure Character Showcase! Afterwards, the cast helps one of their listeners straighten his cluttered love in Men Are From Treehouses, Women Are From Save Points! However, can they resolve tensions amongst themselves, or will it take a new Master Debater to mend the brewing racial cold war? Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall of sound! Of course, it wouldn't be The Vine if there weren't life-and-death consequences at stake, and this episode is no different. Will humanity be enslaved by invaders from an alternate dimension... or will they find saviors from the sewer? Order some pizza while you can, because Obamacare is about to price it right out of your budget for some reason. Showrunners/Editors: Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna, Alastair Craig Hosts: Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna Special Thanks: Alastair Craig, Janell McCanna, Ben Kosmina, Scraps69, Scraps' Girlfriend Music: Alastair Craig, Jeremy Thorn ©2012 File Two Productions www.dkvine.com Ninja Turtles, E3, Camelot, DK64, Donkey Kong 64, Aussie Ben, Kosmina, Alastair Craig, Janell McCanna, Scraps69, Krang, Shredder, TMNT 01:57:44 Games & Hobbies http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_206.mp3 yes http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_205.mp3 http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_205.mp3 www.DKVine.com DK Vine After leaving the secret agent universe, it would take a mean feat to top the excitement and intrigue that the gang experienced. Eh, the hell with that. We're doing an '80s high school movie universe instead. Even with the (seemingly) drab circumstances, there's still plenty of riveting Donkey Kong Universe discussion to be had! Chad and Hyle dissect Mario Party 9, Mario Tennis Open, and Donkey Kong 3D rumors in their trademark "too hot for TV" (because nobody will hire them for TV) style! Then, they take a look back at their own tragic school experiences in the first installment of Precious Memories! If that's not depressing enough, your own self-esteem will take a hit when they reflect on the biggest bully in the Donkey Kong Universe in Obscure Character Showcase! After BIDET goes around the bend a bit, they talk about a game that's similar to the DKU in If You Like The DKU! Then, inspired by their setting, Professor Slush calls for a history lesson on the decades before Donkey Kong Country! But will any knowledge learned be enough to escape... Friday night detention? After leaving the secret agent universe, it would take a mean feat to top the excitement and intrigue that the gang experienced. Eh, the hell with that. We're doing an '80s high school movie universe instead. Even with the (seemingly) drab circumstances, there's still plenty of riveting Donkey Kong Universe discussion to be had! Chad and Hyle dissect Mario Party 9, Mario Tennis Open, and Donkey Kong 3D rumors in their trademark "too hot for TV" (because nobody will hire them for TV) style! Then, they take a look back at their own tragic school experiences in the first installment of Precious Memories! If that's not depressing enough, your own self-esteem will take a hit when they reflect on the biggest bully in the Donkey Kong Universe in Obscure Character Showcase! After BIDET goes around the bend a bit, they talk about a game that's similar to the DKU in If You Like The DKU! Then, inspired by their setting, Professor Slush calls for a history lesson on the decades before Donkey Kong Country! But will any knowledge learned be enough to escape... Friday night detention? Sat, 14 Jul 2012 01:00:00 GMT The year is 1980-32 and the Vine crew learns that the decade that never sleeps refuses to die! After leaving the secret agent universe, it would take a mean feat to top the excitement and intrigue that the gang experienced. Eh, the hell with that. We're doing an '80s high school movie universe instead. Even with the (seemingly) drab circumstances, there's still plenty of riveting Donkey Kong Universe discussion to be had! Chad and Hyle dissect Mario Party 9, Mario Tennis Open, and Donkey Kong 3D rumors in their trademark "too hot for TV" (because nobody will hire them for TV) style! Then, they take a look back at their own tragic school experiences in the first installment of Precious Memories! If that's not depressing enough, your own self-esteem will take a hit when they reflect on the biggest bully in the Donkey Kong Universe in Obscure Character Showcase! After BIDET goes around the bend a bit, they talk about a game that's similar to the DKU in If You Like The DKU! Then, inspired by their setting, Professor Slush calls for a history lesson on the decades before Donkey Kong Country! But will any knowledge learned be enough to escape... Friday night detention? Showrunners/Editors: Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna, Alastair Craig Hosts: Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna Special Thanks: Janell McCanna, Matt Cornah, Jeff Onan, Ben Sciortino Music: Alastair Craig, Jeremy Thorn ©2012 File Two Productions www.dkvine.com Macguffin's Curse, PoDKast, Diddy, Kong, Racing, Brash Bear, bully, Junior High, middle school, high school, school, Breakfast Club, dance 02:03:15 Games & Hobbies http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_205.mp3 yes http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_204.mp3 http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_204.mp3 www.DKVine.com DK Vine Our intrepid Vine crew finds itself universe hopping out of the frying pan, and smack in the middle of a universe ripe with espionage, intrigue, and rampant womanizing. While Janell recouperates from her probably life-threatening wounds, Hyle, Chad, and their robot pal BIDET-52 wax philosophical over a Diddy Kong Pilot alpha build in a round of Game Discussion. Upon Janell's return, the group educates a newfound ally in the ways of the DKU via Jaynell Walking, prepping him for a dangerous mission. Once he's off, the quartet has no choice but to take a call for relationship advice in that old standby, Men Are From Treehouses, Women Are From Save Points. It doesn't go well. But once the mission is underway, nothing can stop the momentum! That is, except a spirited conversation to determine the true fate of Rare, via that old stalwart Master Debater. It all ends in a finale so action packed, so panty-moisteningly debonair, you'll want to listen with a watered-down martini and won't even care. Our intrepid Vine crew finds itself universe hopping out of the frying pan, and smack in the middle of a universe ripe with espionage, intrigue, and rampant womanizing. While Janell recouperates from her probably life-threatening wounds, Hyle, Chad, and their robot pal BIDET-52 wax philosophical over a Diddy Kong Pilot alpha build in a round of Game Discussion. Upon Janell's return, the group educates a newfound ally in the ways of the DKU via Jaynell Walking, prepping him for a dangerous mission. Once he's off, the quartet has no choice but to take a call for relationship advice in that old standby, Men Are From Treehouses, Women Are From Save Points. It doesn't go well. But once the mission is underway, nothing can stop the momentum! That is, except a spirited conversation to determine the true fate of Rare, via that old stalwart Master Debater. It all ends in a finale so action packed, so panty-moisteningly debonair, you'll want to listen with a watered-down martini and won't even care. Wed, 11 Apr 2012 01:00:00 GMT The Vine crew finds itself at the center of a spy thriller with 007 times the hilarity! Our intrepid Vine crew finds itself universe hopping out of the frying pan, and smack in the middle of a universe ripe with espionage, intrigue, and rampant womanizing. While Janell recouperates from her probably life-threatening wounds, Hyle, Chad, and their robot pal BIDET-52 wax philosophical over a Diddy Kong Pilot alpha build in a round of Game Discussion. Upon Janell's return, the group educates a newfound ally in the ways of the DKU via Jaynell Walking, prepping him for a dangerous mission. Once he's off, the quartet has no choice but to take a call for relationship advice in that old standby, Men Are From Treehouses, Women Are From Save Points. It doesn't go well. But once the mission is underway, nothing can stop the momentum! That is, except a spirited conversation to determine the true fate of Rare, via that old stalwart Master Debater. It all ends in a finale so action packed, so panty-moisteningly debonair, you'll want to listen with a watered-down martini and won't even care. Showrunners/Editors: Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna, Alastair Craig Hosts: Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna Special Thanks: Janell McCanna, Karla Gurney Music: Alastair Craig, Jeremy Thorn ©2012 File Two Productions www.dkvine.com Janell McCanna, Alastair Craig, Diddy Kong Pilot, James Bond, 007, Bond, John Deposit, spy, espionage 01:44:15 Games & Hobbies http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_204.mp3 yes http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_203.mp3 http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_203.mp3 www.DKVine.com DK Vine Last time, after escaping the Mushroom Universe, the fate of our cast was left up in the air. Were they to return home, or find themselves in yet another creepy world? Well, we're not going to spoil it here, but you can bet that the answer will have frightening consequences. In this very spooky episode, the streets are deserted. Not a soul is around. Of course, that means it's the perfect chance to talk about Donkey Kong! Specifically, a look at some Dead Games that have recently found a return from the grave! Then, it's a direct spotlight on everyone's favorite non-crocodile, non-Blackeye pirate in an Obscure Character Showcase! What of the sexual relations that exist between the here and the hereafter? Why, we better head to The Jungle Shore! Finally, bloodshed breaks out over a very particular form of enemy seen through the Donkey Kong Universe, and it can only be satiated in Master Debater! Elsewhere, Alastair continues his journey to find his lost friends... with bone-chilling results! Shivers will run down your spine as he bones up on geography, haunting new locations and digging up... Ugh. It's Halloween, see. Last time, after escaping the Mushroom Universe, the fate of our cast was left up in the air. Were they to return home, or find themselves in yet another creepy world? Well, we're not going to spoil it here, but you can bet that the answer will have frightening consequences. In this very spooky episode, the streets are deserted. Not a soul is around. Of course, that means it's the perfect chance to talk about Donkey Kong! Specifically, a look at some Dead Games that have recently found a return from the grave! Then, it's a direct spotlight on everyone's favorite non-crocodile, non-Blackeye pirate in an Obscure Character Showcase! What of the sexual relations that exist between the here and the hereafter? Why, we better head to The Jungle Shore! Finally, bloodshed breaks out over a very particular form of enemy seen through the Donkey Kong Universe, and it can only be satiated in Master Debater! Elsewhere, Alastair continues his journey to find his lost friends... with bone-chilling results! Shivers will run down your spine as he bones up on geography, haunting new locations and digging up... Ugh. It's Halloween, see. Mon, 31 Oct 2011 01:00:00 GMT The Vine puts the final bullet in the head of the zombie genre. Last time, after escaping the Mushroom Universe, the fate of our cast was left up in the air. Were they to return home, or find themselves in yet another creepy world? Well, we're not going to spoil it here, but you can bet that the answer will have frightening consequences. In this very spooky episode, the streets are deserted. Not a soul is around. Of course, that means it's the perfect chance to talk about Donkey Kong! Specifically, a look at some Dead Games that have recently found a return from the grave! Then, it's a direct spotlight on everyone's favorite non-crocodile, non-Blackeye pirate in an Obscure Character Showcase! What of the sexual relations that exist between the here and the hereafter? Why, we better head to The Jungle Shore! Finally, bloodshed breaks out over a very particular form of enemy seen through the Donkey Kong Universe, and it can only be satiated in Master Debater! Elsewhere, Alastair continues his journey to find his lost friends... with bone-chilling results! Shivers will run down your spine as he bones up on geography, haunting new locations and digging up... Ugh. It's Halloween, see. Showrunners/Editors: Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna, Alastair Craig Hosts: Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna Special Thanks: Janell McCanna, Robin Gibbons, Steve Gibbons, Jeremy Thorn, Andrew Buchanan Music: Jeremy Thorn ©2011 File Two Productions www.dkvine.com Janell McCanna, Alastair Craig, zombies, zombie, Halloween, undead, Walking Dead, Diddy Kong Pilot, of the Dead, Dawn, Night of the Living Dead 01:58:21 Games & Hobbies http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_203.mp3 yes http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_202.mp3 http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_202.mp3 www.DKVine.com DK Vine With our hosts still stranded in the Mushroom Universe, they continue their tour of the Mario series by spinning their wheels, both figuratively and literally, with a healthy dose of Mario Kart discussion! The first lap is a look at the upcoming Mario Kart 7, with both Chad and Hyle analyzing videos you've already watched months ago! Then, Janell pulls into their lane with her brand new segment, Cake Bakin', Love Makin'! However, just when their cruise control is set with this status quo, their plans quickly hydroplane when a new driver enters the race. Will this mysterious character threaten to dismantle The Vine crew and send them to the scrap heap? If so, they better get another Obscure Character Showcase out of their inventory drawer... er, glove compartment... before it's too late! On the final lap, it's a race against time with yet another new segment. You better bring the lube in a jiffy, because they're calling it Master Debater! Sit tight and buckle up, because this episode is riding in the HOV lane whether it has two passengers or not! And it does. With our hosts still stranded in the Mushroom Universe, they continue their tour of the Mario series by spinning their wheels, both figuratively and literally, with a healthy dose of Mario Kart discussion! The first lap is a look at the upcoming Mario Kart 7, with both Chad and Hyle analyzing videos you've already watched months ago! Then, Janell pulls into their lane with her brand new segment, Cake Bakin', Love Makin'! However, just when their cruise control is set with this status quo, their plans quickly hydroplane when a new driver enters the race. Will this mysterious character threaten to dismantle The Vine crew and send them to the scrap heap? If so, they better get another Obscure Character Showcase out of their inventory drawer... er, glove compartment... before it's too late! On the final lap, it's a race against time with yet another new segment. You better bring the lube in a jiffy, because they're calling it Master Debater! Sit tight and buckle up, because this episode is riding in the HOV lane whether it has two passengers or not! And it does. Thu, 20 Oct 2011 01:00:00 GMT Our hosts discuss Mario Kart 7, commit adultery, and get attacked by an army of mushroom men on wheels. With our hosts still stranded in the Mushroom Universe, they continue their tour of the Mario series by spinning their wheels, both figuratively and literally, with a healthy dose of Mario Kart discussion! The first lap is a look at the upcoming Mario Kart 7, with both Chad and Hyle analyzing videos you've already watched months ago! Then, Janell pulls into their lane with her brand new segment, Cake Bakin', Love Makin'! However, just when their cruise control is set with this status quo, their plans quickly hydroplane when a new driver enters the race. Will this mysterious character threaten to dismantle The Vine crew and send them to the scrap heap? If so, they better get another Obscure Character Showcase out of their inventory drawer... er, glove compartment... before it's too late! On the final lap, it's a race against time with yet another new segment. You better bring the lube in a jiffy, because they're calling it Master Debater! Sit tight and buckle up, because this episode is riding in the HOV lane whether it has two passengers or not! And it does. Showrunners/Editors: Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna, Alastair Craig Hosts: Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna Special Thanks: Janell McCanna, Alastair Craig, Anne-Gaelle Craig, Ben Kosmina, Matt/Waddle Music: Jeremy Thorn ©2011 File Two Productions www.dkvine.com Jeremy Thorn, Janell McCanna, Alastair Craig, Mario, Super Mario, Mario Kart 7, Toad, Mario Kart, Lost, ABC Lost, parallel, blue shell, racing 01:08:46 Games & Hobbies http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_202.mp3 yes http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_201.mp3 http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_201.mp3 www.DKVine.com DK Vine All right, hi, Paisanos! It's time for the second season premiere of The Vine! Hyle and Chad kick things off by establishing the status quo after a nine-month hiatus, guaranteeing more fun than a barrel of Chained Kongs! They begin by discussing Upcoming Games, with a particular focus on the impending output for the Nintendo 3DS. The always-effervescent Janell stops by with her signature in-game sexpose, which threatens more than once to derail into a discussion on internet bestiality. Chad and Janell take diligent notes during one of Hyle's Continuity Corners, and Jeremy berates yet another hapless forum-goer into submission during an energetic round of Trivia! The show is capped off with a brand new segment, The Royal Flush Brigade, five minutes so epic, it would be absolutely tragic if it were somehow interrupted for the listener by a trans-spatial glimpse into, say, Alastair and Ben's lives. Good god, that would be a hypothetical shame. Cram in some earbuds, grab a slice of mushroom pizza, and kick back to enjoy The Vine: Season Two! All right, hi, Paisanos! It's time for the second season premiere of The Vine! Hyle and Chad kick things off by establishing the status quo after a nine-month hiatus, guaranteeing more fun than a barrel of Chained Kongs! They begin by discussing Upcoming Games, with a particular focus on the impending output for the Nintendo 3DS. The always-effervescent Janell stops by with her signature in-game sexpose, which threatens more than once to derail into a discussion on internet bestiality. Chad and Janell take diligent notes during one of Hyle's Continuity Corners, and Jeremy berates yet another hapless forum-goer into submission during an energetic round of Trivia! The show is capped off with a brand new segment, The Royal Flush Brigade, five minutes so epic, it would be absolutely tragic if it were somehow interrupted for the listener by a trans-spatial glimpse into, say, Alastair and Ben's lives. Good god, that would be a hypothetical shame. Cram in some earbuds, grab a slice of mushroom pizza, and kick back to enjoy The Vine: Season Two! Wed, 28 Sep 2011 01:00:00 GMT The Vine's second season premieres in an unexpected way, with the whole cast finding themselves assimilated into a horrible alternate universe. All right, hi, Paisanos! It's time for the second season premiere of The Vine! Hyle and Chad kick things off by establishing the status quo after a nine-month hiatus, guaranteeing more fun than a barrel of Chained Kongs! They begin by discussing Upcoming Games, with a particular focus on the impending output for the Nintendo 3DS. The always-effervescent Janell stops by with her signature in-game sexpose, which threatens more than once to derail into a discussion on internet bestiality. Chad and Janell take diligent notes during one of Hyle's Continuity Corners, and Jeremy berates yet another hapless forum-goer into submission during an energetic round of Trivia! The show is capped off with a brand new segment, The Royal Flush Brigade, five minutes so epic, it would be absolutely tragic if it were somehow interrupted for the listener by a trans-spatial glimpse into, say, Alastair and Ben's lives. Good god, that would be a hypothetical shame. Cram in some earbuds, grab a slice of mushroom pizza, and kick back to enjoy The Vine: Season Two! Showrunners/Editors: Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna, Alastair Craig Hosts: Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna Special Thanks: Janell McCanna, Jeremy Thorn, Mushroomhead, Ben Kosmina Music: Jeremy Thorn ©2011 File Two Productions www.dkvine.com Jeremy Thorn, Janell McCanna, Alastair Craig, Mario, Super Mario, Supar Mario 3D Land, Birdo, Mario Galaxy, Luigi, Peach, Princess Peach 01:15:59 Games & Hobbies http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_201.mp3 yes http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_S03.mp3 http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_S03.mp3 www.DKVine.com DK Vine It's here, despite our every procrastination attempt - Scrambled Eggs, the long-delayed drunken live recording by half of The Vine cast! The proceedings are kicked off with a 20-minute explanation/apology by Chad McCanna and Hyle Russell, followed by the main event. It's the night of Chad and Janell's wedding in New York City, and their noisy post-marital copulation is mistaken for a terrorist attack! Donald Rumsfeld is immediately dispatched, followed by a whole host of political figures, both living and dead. Naturally, a 90-minute orgy ensues. I wish this was a joke. It is not. Scrambled Eggs is by far the most deserving of an EXPLICIT LYRICS "Tipper Sticker," although ironically, Tipper Gore is almost certainly a participant in this episode's festivities. It's here, despite our every procrastination attempt - Scrambled Eggs, the long-delayed drunken live recording by half of The Vine cast! The proceedings are kicked off with a 20-minute explanation/apology by Chad McCanna and Hyle Russell, followed by the main event. It's the night of Chad and Janell's wedding in New York City, and their noisy post-marital copulation is mistaken for a terrorist attack! Donald Rumsfeld is immediately dispatched, followed by a whole host of political figures, both living and dead. Naturally, a 90-minute orgy ensues. I wish this was a joke. It is not. Scrambled Eggs is by far the most deserving of an EXPLICIT LYRICS "Tipper Sticker," although ironically, Tipper Gore is almost certainly a participant in this episode's festivities. Mon, 12 Sep 2011 01:00:00 GMT Scrambled Eggs is the vile, drunk, unlistenable presidential orgy recorded on Chad and Janell's actual wedding night in New York City. DO NOT LISTEN. It's here, despite our every procrastination attempt - Scrambled Eggs, the long-delayed drunken live recording by half of The Vine cast! The proceedings are kicked off with a 20-minute explanation/apology by Chad McCanna and Hyle Russell, followed by the main event. It's the night of Chad and Janell's wedding in New York City, and their noisy post-marital copulation is mistaken for a terrorist attack! Donald Rumsfeld is immediately dispatched, followed by a whole host of political figures, both living and dead. Naturally, a 90-minute orgy ensues. I wish this was a joke. It is not. Scrambled Eggs is by far the most deserving of an EXPLICIT LYRICS "Tipper Sticker," although ironically, Tipper Gore is almost certainly a participant in this episode's festivities. Hosts: Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna Special Thanks: Jeremy Thorn, Kayo Thorn, Preston Phillips, Eric Lambert Music: Jeremy Thorn ©2011 File Two Productions www.dkvine.com Jeremy Thorn, Kayo Thorn, Preston Phillips, Eric Lambert, bush, cheney, rumsfeld, condoleeza, kennedy, clinton, orgy, new york, wedding 01:48:53 Games & Hobbies http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_S03.mp3 yes http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_S02.mp3 http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_S02.mp3 www.DKVine.com DK Vine Our merry band of reminisciers has returned, this time with over two hours of insight into the back-half of The Vine's first season. Join Chad, Hyle, Alastair, and special drop-in guest Janell (with a brand new surname!) as they explore the behind-the-scenes process from Episodes 106 - 110. A fair bit of meandering is done to get to the conversational finish-line, but we wouldn't have it any other way. And neither will you... because you have absolutely no say in the matter. Our merry band of reminisciers has returned, this time with over two hours of insight into the back-half of The Vine's first season. Join Chad, Hyle, Alastair, and special drop-in guest Janell (with a brand new surname!) as they explore the behind-the-scenes process from Episodes 106 - 110. A fair bit of meandering is done to get to the conversational finish-line, but we wouldn't have it any other way. And neither will you... because you have absolutely no say in the matter. Sat, 10 Sep 2011 01:00:00 GMT Hyle, Chad, Alastair and Janell finish the look back at Season 1 in this two-hour unscripted epic conversation. What were we THINKING?!? Our merry band of reminisciers has returned, this time with over two hours of insight into the back-half of The Vine's first season. Join Chad, Hyle, Alastair, and special drop-in guest Janell (with a brand new surname!) as they explore the behind-the-scenes process from Episodes 106 - 110. A fair bit of meandering is done to get to the conversational finish-line, but we wouldn't have it any other way. And neither will you... because you have absolutely no say in the matter. Hosts: Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna Special Thanks: Alastair Craig, Janell McCanna Music: Jeremy Thorn ©2011 File Two Productions www.dkvine.com Janell McCanna, Alastair Craig, season one, wedding, McCanna, behind the scenes, candid, conversation, canon, non-canon 02:04:10 Games & Hobbies http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_S02.mp3 yes http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_S01.mp3 http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_S01.mp3 www.DKVine.com DK Vine Season One of The Vine Donkey Kong Audio Programme has come and gone, and we only thought it befitting of our collective ego to sit down for a retrospective. First on the chopping block is Part One of our first season retrospective. Hosts Hyle Russell and Chad McCanna sit down with the shockingly well-mannered Alastair Craig and shockingly ill-livered Jeremy Thorn for a look back at the season's first five episodes. This is a candid, out-of-character discussion and should not be considered within the established canon of The Vine itself. WARNING: Digressions on the subject of Nazi swamp creatures occur within the first five minutes, and really, where can you go from that? Season One of The Vine Donkey Kong Audio Programme has come and gone, and we only thought it befitting of our collective ego to sit down for a retrospective. First on the chopping block is Part One of our first season retrospective. Hosts Hyle Russell and Chad McCanna sit down with the shockingly well-mannered Alastair Craig and shockingly ill-livered Jeremy Thorn for a look back at the season's first five episodes. This is a candid, out-of-character discussion and should not be considered within the established canon of The Vine itself. WARNING: Digressions on the subject of Nazi swamp creatures occur within the first five minutes, and really, where can you go from that? Mon, 05 Sep 2011 01:00:00 GMT Chad, Hyle, Jeremy, and Alastair get together for a group conversation reflecting upon the first half of The Vine's Freshman season. Digressions abound. Season One of The Vine Donkey Kong Audio Programme has come and gone, and we only thought it befitting of our collective ego to sit down for a retrospective. First on the chopping block is Part One of our first season retrospective. Hosts Hyle Russell and Chad McCanna sit down with the shockingly well-mannered Alastair Craig and shockingly ill-livered Jeremy Thorn for a look back at the season's first five episodes. This is a candid, out-of-character discussion and should not be considered within the established canon of The Vine itself. WARNING: Digressions on the subject of Nazi swamp creatures occur within the first five minutes, and really, where can you go from that? Hosts: Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna Special Thanks: Alastair Craig, Jeremy Thorn Music: Jeremy Thorn ©2011 File Two Productions www.dkvine.com Jeremy Thorn, Alastair Craig, season one, Nazi, behind the scenes, candid, conversation, canon, non-canon 00:46:51 Games & Hobbies http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_S01.mp3 yes http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_110.mp3 http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_110.mp3 www.DKVine.com DK Vine This is it! It's the epic first season finale of The Vine, but will it also be the last? The previous nine episodes have been building to this: A climactic showdown between man, ape, crocodile, vampire, and werewolf-cat. There may be a koala and some parrots in there too, but we haven't double checked. Chad and Hyle still discuss Donkey Kong Country Returns and Retro Gamer, but can Chad overcome his own impotent nature and rescue Janell from certain death at the scales of the Khrushchev Klan? Will another edition of Jay-nell Walking possibly play into that? What exactly are the machinations of the newly-anointed Emperor Ben Kosmina and Shigeru Miyamoto, and will Jeremy stand for them? Is Alastair truly the Messiah of Ook Ook Island, and, if so, is a crucifixion in order, or did I just spin a cruci-fiction? It all comes to a bloody head with the largest naval battle ever recorded in a video game-related podcast. Heroes will live. Heroes will die. And The Vine will never be the same. This is it! It's the epic first season finale of The Vine, but will it also be the last? The previous nine episodes have been building to this: A climactic showdown between man, ape, crocodile, vampire, and werewolf-cat. There may be a koala and some parrots in there too, but we haven't double checked. Chad and Hyle still discuss Donkey Kong Country Returns and Retro Gamer, but can Chad overcome his own impotent nature and rescue Janell from certain death at the scales of the Khrushchev Klan? Will another edition of Jay-nell Walking possibly play into that? What exactly are the machinations of the newly-anointed Emperor Ben Kosmina and Shigeru Miyamoto, and will Jeremy stand for them? Is Alastair truly the Messiah of Ook Ook Island, and, if so, is a crucifixion in order, or did I just spin a cruci-fiction? It all comes to a bloody head with the largest naval battle ever recorded in a video game-related podcast. Heroes will live. Heroes will die. And The Vine will never be the same. Mon, 22 Aug 2011 01:00:00 GMT All groups converge in a pirate/vampire/blimp/crocodile/ape battle, with the stakes nothing less than the fate of a wedding! Oh, and THE WORLD! This is it! It's the epic first season finale of The Vine, but will it also be the last? The previous nine episodes have been building to this: A climactic showdown between man, ape, crocodile, vampire, and werewolf-cat. There may be a koala and some parrots in there too, but we haven't double checked. Chad and Hyle still discuss Donkey Kong Country Returns and Retro Gamer, but can Chad overcome his own impotent nature and rescue Janell from certain death at the scales of the Khrushchev Klan? Will another edition of Jay-nell Walking possibly play into that? What exactly are the machinations of the newly-anointed Emperor Ben Kosmina and Shigeru Miyamoto, and will Jeremy stand for them? Is Alastair truly the Messiah of Ook Ook Island, and, if so, is a crucifixion in order, or did I just spin a cruci-fiction? It all comes to a bloody head with the largest naval battle ever recorded in a video game-related podcast. Heroes will live. Heroes will die. And The Vine will never be the same. Hosts: Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna Special Thanks: Alastair Craig, Jeremy Thorn, Janell Gibbons, Ben Kosmina, Andrey Summers, Andrew Buchanan, Mushroom Head, J.R. Stone Post Production: Alastair Craig, Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna Music: Jeremy Thorn, Alastair Craig ©2011 File Two Productions www.dkvine.com Janell Gibbons, Jeremy Thorn, DKC Returns, Planet of the Apes, Aussie Ben, Alastair Craig, trivia, Andrey Summers, Miyamoto, Shigeru Miyamoto, blimp, pirates, vampires, Kruschev 01:20:28 Games & Hobbies http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_110.mp3 yes http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_109.mp3 http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_109.mp3 www.DKVine.com DK Vine On part two of our epic sea-faring adventure, Alastair explores the mystery island he finds himself marooned on... but what is former DK Vine staffer Andrey doing there? Meanwhile, the rest of the crew of the S.S. Badass finds themselves adrift in all directions. Chad and Hyle explore homosexuality, cannibalism, and both Donkey Kong Country Returns and the Donkey Kong -centric issue of Retro Gamer. Janell, now with the raft to herself, befriends two familiar parrots and subjects them to a Kremling-themed edition of The Jungle Shore. Jeremy, left behind on the pirate freighter, finds time for a trivia segment with DK Vine Forum member Rarewhere Lover and a (WHATEVER JEREMY'S REMIX IS). Meanwhile, our crew's (un)faithful antagonist, other former DK Vine staffer Aussie Ben, finds himself imprisoned by his own batshit insanity and Shigeru Miyamoto. Just when you think things can't get any more absurd, the line between online serialized audio adventure and video game commentary gets blurred even more, leaving Janell with balls to the face. Yeah, that's right. On part two of our epic sea-faring adventure, Alastair explores the mystery island he finds himself marooned on... but what is former DK Vine staffer Andrey doing there? Meanwhile, the rest of the crew of the S.S. Badass finds themselves adrift in all directions. Chad and Hyle explore homosexuality, cannibalism, and both Donkey Kong Country Returns and the Donkey Kong -centric issue of Retro Gamer. Janell, now with the raft to herself, befriends two familiar parrots and subjects them to a Kremling-themed edition of The Jungle Shore. Jeremy, left behind on the pirate freighter, finds time for a trivia segment with DK Vine Forum member Rarewhere Lover and a (WHATEVER JEREMY'S REMIX IS). Meanwhile, our crew's (un)faithful antagonist, other former DK Vine staffer Aussie Ben, finds himself imprisoned by his own batshit insanity and Shigeru Miyamoto. Just when you think things can't get any more absurd, the line between online serialized audio adventure and video game commentary gets blurred even more, leaving Janell with balls to the face. Yeah, that's right. Wed, 12 Jan 2011 01:00:00 GMT Alastair meets the apes, Janell meets the parrots, and Chad's bowels meet Hyle's toes. Jeremy rules the high seas while Ben rules time and space. Oh, and there's Donkey Kong stuff. On part two of our epic sea-faring adventure, Alastair explores the mystery island he finds himself marooned on... but what is former DK Vine staffer Andrey doing there? Meanwhile, the rest of the crew of the S.S. Badass finds themselves adrift in all directions. Chad and Hyle explore homosexuality, cannibalism, and both Donkey Kong Country Returns and the Donkey Kong -centric issue of Retro Gamer. Janell, now with the raft to herself, befriends two familiar parrots and subjects them to a Kremling-themed edition of The Jungle Shore. Jeremy, left behind on the pirate freighter, finds time for a trivia segment with DK Vine Forum member Rarewhere Lover and a (WHATEVER JEREMY'S REMIX IS). Meanwhile, our crew's (un)faithful antagonist, other former DK Vine staffer Aussie Ben, finds himself imprisoned by his own batshit insanity and Shigeru Miyamoto. Just when you think things can't get any more absurd, the line between online serialized audio adventure and video game commentary gets blurred even more, leaving Janell with balls to the face. Yeah, that's right. Hosts: Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna Special Thanks: Alastair Craig, Jeremy Thorn, Janell Gibbons, Ben Kosmina, Andrey Summers, J.R. Stone Post Production: Chad McCanna, Jeremy Thorn, Alastair Craig Music: Jeremy Thorn ©2010 File Two Productions www.dkvine.com Kremlings, 2001, Fear Factory, Janell Gibbons, Jeremy Thorn, DKC Returns, Planet of the Apes, Aussie Ben, Alastair Craig, trivia, Rarewhere Lover, Jungle Shore, Indiana Jones, Andrey Summers 01:34:00 Games & Hobbies http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_109.mp3 yes http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_108.mp3 http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_108.mp3 www.DKVine.com DK Vine Donkey Kong Country Returns has been released. What does the cast of The Vine think of the entire reason for their program's creation? Whether they like it or not, it seems to have led to the collapse of their sanity. Because what starts as a normal episode, and another aborted attempt at an interview, leads to an oceanic journey across the seven seas. Where to begin? There's a Roundtable PoDKCR-ast. Your ass is going to get schooled with the all-new Professor Slush's Continuity Corner. Court is in session with Great Moments In DKU Audio. We apply topical ointment to our crabs in the Obscure Character Showcase. Find out if Janell goes black and doesn't come back with Jay-nell Walking! All this, and time shifts, abductions, Australians, and the craziest fucking internet radio adventure show you've ever heard... ...but WHO lurks in the shadows of the jungle? Donkey Kong Country Returns has been released. What does the cast of The Vine think of the entire reason for their program's creation? Whether they like it or not, it seems to have led to the collapse of their sanity. Because what starts as a normal episode, and another aborted attempt at an interview, leads to an oceanic journey across the seven seas. Where to begin? There's a Roundtable PoDKCR-ast. Your ass is going to get schooled with the all-new Professor Slush's Continuity Corner. Court is in session with Great Moments In DKU Audio. We apply topical ointment to our crabs in the Obscure Character Showcase. Find out if Janell goes black and doesn't come back with Jay-nell Walking! All this, and time shifts, abductions, Australians, and the craziest fucking internet radio adventure show you've ever heard... ...but WHO lurks in the shadows of the jungle? Wed, 8 Dec 2010 01:00:00 GMT The Vine crew embarks on their most ridiculous adventure yet, talking about Donkey Kong Country Returns while stranding themselves at sea. Meanwhile, forces beyond the show's cast, both sinister and friendly, gather in the shadows... Donkey Kong Country Returns has been released. What does the cast of The Vine think of the entire reason for their program's creation? Whether they like it or not, it seems to have led to the collapse of their sanity. Because what starts as a normal episode, and another aborted attempt at an interview, leads to an oceanic journey across the seven seas. Where to begin? There's a Roundtable PoDKCR-ast. Your ass is going to get schooled with the all-new Professor Slush's Continuity Corner. Court is in session with Great Moments In DKU Audio. We apply topical ointment to our crabs in the Obscure Character Showcase. Find out if Janell goes black and doesn't come back with Jay-nell Walking! All this, and time shifts, abductions, Australians, and the craziest fucking internet radio adventure show you've ever heard... ...but WHO lurks in the shadows of the jungle? Hosts: Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna Special Thanks: Alastair Craig, Jeremy Thorn, Janell Gibbons, Ben Kosmina, Mrs. Thorn, Shiroi Kentrovsky, Moai Toshiki, Andrew Buchanan, Mushroomhead, J.R. Stone Post Production: Chad McCanna, Alastair Craig Music: Jeremy Thorn ©2010 File Two Productions www.dkvine.com Scurvey Crew, crabs, Janell Gibbons, Jeremy Thorn, DKC Returns, pirates, ocean, Aussie Ben, Ben Kosmina, Alastair Craig, Klubba, Court Theme, Jaynell, Lost, sea, bitchfest, apes, Andrey Summers 01:28:28 Games & Hobbies http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_108.mp3 yes http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_107.mp3 http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_107.mp3 www.DKVine.com DK Vine Hyle and Chad are hungering for Donkey Kong Country Returns, and to satiate their appetite they've camped out in front of Retro Studios in Austin, Texas in order to scam an interview. Will the two biggest Donkey Kong Country fans in the world get to make awkward fawning noises in front of those now responsible for the franchise? Maybe! In the meantime, they have a show to do! Discussing the latest (non-spoilery) DKCR news, they also take the time to talk about Other DKU Games They're Playing (thrills!), have Ben Kosmina interject his opinions with Aussie Ben Aussie Sez (chills!), and invite Janell Gibbons to talk about parrots with an all-new Jungle Shore (spills?). Then, Jeremy Thorn rings us up for an all-out, good old-fashioned DK Vine BITCHFEST. What do you mean this episode is too long? Go fuck yourself! We also have a Jeremy-hosted Trivia Contest with forum member Kaptain K. Siro and the world's second ever Kremlantis remix! Hyle and Chad are hungering for Donkey Kong Country Returns, and to satiate their appetite they've camped out in front of Retro Studios in Austin, Texas in order to scam an interview. Will the two biggest Donkey Kong Country fans in the world get to make awkward fawning noises in front of those now responsible for the franchise? Maybe! In the meantime, they have a show to do! Discussing the latest (non-spoilery) DKCR news, they also take the time to talk about Other DKU Games They're Playing (thrills!), have Ben Kosmina interject his opinions with Aussie Ben Aussie Sez (chills!), and invite Janell Gibbons to talk about parrots with an all-new Jungle Shore (spills?). Then, Jeremy Thorn rings us up for an all-out, good old-fashioned DK Vine BITCHFEST. What do you mean this episode is too long? Go fuck yourself! We also have a Jeremy-hosted Trivia Contest with forum member Kaptain K. Siro and the world's second ever Kremlantis remix! Sat, 20 Nov 2010 01:00:00 GMT The Vine crew hangs outside Retro Studios in Austin on the eve of DKCR's release hoping to get an interview. What follows is a descent into insanity and drug abuse as only Chad, Hyle, and their merry band could contribute. Hyle and Chad are hungering for Donkey Kong Country Returns, and to satiate their appetite they've camped out in front of Retro Studios in Austin, Texas in order to scam an interview. Will the two biggest Donkey Kong Country fans in the world get to make awkward fawning noises in front of those now responsible for the franchise? Maybe! In the meantime, they have a show to do! Discussing the latest (non-spoilery) DKCR news, they also take the time to talk about Other DKU Games They're Playing (thrills!), have Ben Kosmina interject his opinions with Aussie Ben Aussie Sez (chills!), and invite Janell Gibbons to talk about parrots with an all-new Jungle Shore (spills?). Then, Jeremy Thorn rings us up for an all-out, good old-fashioned DK Vine BITCHFEST. What do you mean this episode is too long? Go fuck yourself! We also have a Jeremy-hosted Trivia Contest with forum member Kaptain K. Siro and the world's second ever Kremlantis remix! Hosts: Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna Special Thanks: Jeremy Thorn, Janell Gibbons, Alastair Craig, Ben Kosmina, J.R. Stone Post Production: Chad McCanna Music: Jeremy Thorn ©2010 File Two Productions www.dkvine.com Squawks, Janell Gibbons, Jeremy Thorn, Trivia, Count Batula, Grabbed by the Ghoulies, DKC Returns, DKC, Aussie Ben, Ben Kosmina, Alastair Craig, Kremlantis, bitchfest, pig, 9/11 01:42:45 Games & Hobbies http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_107.mp3 yes http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_106.mp3 http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_106.mp3 www.DKVine.com DK Vine Darkness falls across the land Donkey Kong Country Returns is soon at hand. The Vine crew is back with an episode so good It'll terrorize y'awl's neighborhood. Live from Castle Bran in Transylvania We've caught cable ghost hunting mania. We'll stand and face the hounds from Hell With Jeremy, Alastair, and Janell. Talking 'bout the latest Donkey Kong Country Returns news And giving Grabbed By The Ghoulies its due reviews. The scariest Donkey Kong Universe moments will give you a fright If Obscure DKU Character Count Batula doesn't give you his bite. And though we contact the dead with Jay-nell Walking Vlad the Impaler just may be stalking. If none of this sounds interesting then please pay no mind To the evil of The Vine. (maniacal laughter) Darkness falls across the land Donkey Kong Country Returns is soon at hand. The Vine crew is back with an episode so good It'll terrorize y'awl's neighborhood. Live from Castle Bran in Transylvania We've caught cable ghost hunting mania. We'll stand and face the hounds from Hell With Jeremy, Alastair, and Janell. Talking 'bout the latest Donkey Kong Country Returns news And giving Grabbed By The Ghoulies its due reviews. The scariest Donkey Kong Universe moments will give you a fright If Obscure DKU Character Count Batula doesn't give you his bite. And though we contact the dead with Jay-nell Walking Vlad the Impaler just may be stalking. If none of this sounds interesting then please pay no mind To the evil of The Vine. (maniacal laughter) Sun, 31 Oct 2010 01:00:00 GMT In a special Halloween episode, the Vine crew heads to Castle Bran in Romania to hunt ghosts on Vlad Tepes' old stomping grounds. Along the way, they also find the time to discuss Donkey Kong. Suck on that, TAPS! Darkness falls across the land Donkey Kong Country Returns is soon at hand. The Vine crew is back with an episode so good It'll terrorize y'awl's neighborhood. Live from Castle Bran in Transylvania We've caught cable ghost hunting mania. We'll stand and face the hounds from Hell With Jeremy, Alastair, and Janell. Talking 'bout the latest Donkey Kong Country Returns news And giving Grabbed By The Ghoulies its due reviews. The scariest Donkey Kong Universe moments will give you a fright If Obscure DKU Character Count Batula doesn't give you his bite. And though we contact the dead with Jay-nell Walking Vlad the Impaler just may be stalking. If none of this sounds interesting then please pay no mind To the evil of The Vine. (maniacal laughter) Hosts: Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna Special Thanks: Jeremy Thorn, Andrew Buchanan, Janell Gibbons, Alastair Craig, Ben Kosmina, J.R. Stone Post Production: Chad McCanna, Jeremy Thorn Music: Jeremy Thorn ©2010 File Two Productions www.dkvine.com Halloween, Janell Gibbons, Jeremy Thorn, Smashed Update, Count Batula, Grabbed by the Ghoulies, Ghoulies, Andrew Buchanan, Aussie Ben, Ben Kosmina, Alastair Craig, Vlad Tepes, Castle Bran 01:21:48 Games & Hobbies http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_106.mp3 yes http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_105.mp3 http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_105.mp3 www.DKVine.com DK Vine Alastair and Janell kick off this episode's proceedings, but yet another case of forced misidentification derails the show. Hyle awakens from his catatonic slumber and Chad rejoins the group just in time to discuss new screenshots and information about Donkey Kong Country Returns. Jeremy Thorn drops in to discuss his theories about the new game and update the group on What DKU Games He's Playing. Jeremy delves into a carton of cigarettes, leaving Chad and Hyle to ponder Aussie Ben's latest Aussie Sez, and some classic rock references from Great Moments in DKU Audio. Janell phones back in to go over some of the less polite aspects of Dixie Kong's characterization in The Jungle Shore, followed up by an Obscure DKU Character Showcase on the bane of Banjo-Tooie, Ms. Canary Mary. Jeremy rejoins the group for a round of Trivia with forum member Karla, and the show is wrapped up with a sitar-fuelled trip down memory lane. Alastair and Janell kick off this episode's proceedings, but yet another case of forced misidentification derails the show. Hyle awakens from his catatonic slumber and Chad rejoins the group just in time to discuss new screenshots and information about Donkey Kong Country Returns. Jeremy Thorn drops in to discuss his theories about the new game and update the group on What DKU Games He's Playing. Jeremy delves into a carton of cigarettes, leaving Chad and Hyle to ponder Aussie Ben's latest Aussie Sez, and some classic rock references from Great Moments in DKU Audio. Janell phones back in to go over some of the less polite aspects of Dixie Kong's characterization in The Jungle Shore, followed up by an Obscure DKU Character Showcase on the bane of Banjo-Tooie, Ms. Canary Mary. Jeremy rejoins the group for a round of Trivia with forum member Karla, and the show is wrapped up with a sitar-fuelled trip down memory lane. Sat, 16 Oct 2010 18:00:00 GMT Chad makes his triumphant return in a decidedly un-triumphant manner. Jeremy, Janell, and Alastair stop by while Ben delivers his traditional segment. In a mine!!! Alastair and Janell kick off this episode's proceedings, but yet another case of forced misidentification derails the show. Hyle awakens from his catatonic slumber and Chad rejoins the group just in time to discuss new screenshots and information about Donkey Kong Country Returns. Jeremy Thorn drops in to discuss his theories about the new game and update the group on What DKU Games He's Playing. Jeremy delves into a carton of cigarettes, leaving Chad and Hyle to ponder Aussie Ben's latest Aussie Sez, and some classic rock references from Great Moments in DKU Audio. Janell phones back in to go over some of the less polite aspects of Dixie Kong's characterization in The Jungle Shore, followed up by an Obscure DKU Character Showcase on the bane of Banjo-Tooie, Ms. Canary Mary. Jeremy rejoins the group for a round of Trivia with forum member Karla, and the show is wrapped up with a sitar-fuelled trip down memory lane. Hosts: Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna Special Thanks: Jeremy Thorn, Janell Gibbons, Alastair Craig, Ben Kosmina, J.R. Stone Post Production: Chad McCanna Music: Jeremy Thorn ©2010 File Two Productions www.dkvine.com Hyle Russell, Janell Gibbons, Alastair Craig, Jeremy Thorn, Dixie Kong, Aussie Ben, Canary Mary, Banjo-Tooie, Chile, mine, rescue, Dixie, remix, Jungle Hijinxs, Hijinks, Smashed Update 01:22:43 Games & Hobbies http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_105.mp3 yes http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_104.mp3 http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_104.mp3 www.DKVine.com DK Vine With Chad's immune system still being judged in Medical Limbo, Hyle is joined by a gaggle of cohorts for this very deranged episode. Both Jeremy Thorn and Olivia Newton-John stop by to discuss the newest Donkey Kong Country Returns trailer, as well as initiating a comparison between how Retro seems to be treating the series versus how Rare ran the show. Tell you more, tell you more? Well, sure! Following a brief attempt by Hyle at running the show alone, Chad's lover Janell Gibbons stops by to provoke some irrational hostility in our beleaguered host with two new exciting segments: Jay-nell Walking and The Jungle Shore! Then, just as things seem to be smoothed over, a sing-along threatens to change the status quo of The Vine for at least the next two weeks. Yes, this is the one that has it all: Action! Females! Man-splosions! With Chad's immune system still being judged in Medical Limbo, Hyle is joined by a gaggle of cohorts for this very deranged episode. Both Jeremy Thorn and Olivia Newton-John stop by to discuss the newest Donkey Kong Country Returns trailer, as well as initiating a comparison between how Retro seems to be treating the series versus how Rare ran the show. Tell you more, tell you more? Well, sure! Following a brief attempt by Hyle at running the show alone, Chad's lover Janell Gibbons stops by to provoke some irrational hostility in our beleaguered host with two new exciting segments: Jay-nell Walking and The Jungle Shore! Then, just as things seem to be smoothed over, a sing-along threatens to change the status quo of The Vine for at least the next two weeks. Yes, this is the one that has it all: Action! Females! Man-splosions! Sat, 02 Oct 2010 18:00:00 GMT Chad's medical study in full swing, Hyle enlists the help of some ladies, including "Olivia Newton John" and Janell Gibbons. Jeremy stops by, new segments are seen, and a musical is musicked! With Chad's immune system still being judged in Medical Limbo, Hyle is joined by a gaggle of cohorts for this very deranged episode. Both Jeremy Thorn and Olivia Newton-John stop by to discuss the newest Donkey Kong Country Returns trailer, as well as initiating a comparison between how Retro seems to be treating the series versus how Rare ran the show. Tell you more, tell you more? Well, sure! Following a brief attempt by Hyle at running the show alone, Chad's lover Janell Gibbons stops by to provoke some irrational hostility in our beleaguered host with two new exciting segments: Jay-nell Walking and The Jungle Shore! Then, just as things seem to be smoothed over, a sing-along threatens to change the status quo of The Vine for at least the next two weeks. Yes, this is the one that has it all: Action! Females! Man-splosions! Hosts: Hyle Russell, Janell Gibbons Special Thanks: Alastair Craig, Jeremy Thorn, Ben Kosmina, J.R. Stone Post Production: Chad McCanna Music: Jeremy Thorn ©2010 File Two Productions www.dkvine.com Hyle Russell, Janell Gibbons, Alastair Craig, Jeremy Thorn, Pipsy, Candy Kong, Jersey Shore, Jungle Shore, Jaynell Walking, Tonight Show, Retro Studios, dkvine, program, Grease, Summer Nights, Olivia Newton John 01:06:27 Games & Hobbies http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_104.mp3 yes http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_103.mp3 http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_103.mp3 www.DKVine.com DK Vine It's just another ordinary episode of The Vine... or is it? Can you unravel the mind-blowing mystery of Chad McCanna before Hyle does? How fast can one man be driven to the brink of psychosis due to a sinister snowman's sonic assault? Remember the Stefan Urquelle story arc in Family Matters? Will your ears solve the aural riddles of the trivia master Jeremy Thorn before your brain explodes? What spectacular secrets await you in this journey of Donkey Kong discussion? All will be revealed... NOW. It's just another ordinary episode of The Vine... or is it? Can you unravel the mind-blowing mystery of Chad McCanna before Hyle does? How fast can one man be driven to the brink of psychosis due to a sinister snowman's sonic assault? Remember the Stefan Urquelle story arc in Family Matters? Will your ears solve the aural riddles of the trivia master Jeremy Thorn before your brain explodes? What spectacular secrets await you in this journey of Donkey Kong discussion? All will be revealed... NOW. Sat, 18 Sep 2010 18:00:00 GMT Hyle and "Chad" start off what appears to be a normal show, but things are not always as they seem. The descent into psychosis is enhanced by visits from Aussie Ben, Jeremy Thorn, and a familiar friend from beyond the veil of medical science! It's just another ordinary episode of The Vine... or is it? Can you unravel the mind-blowing mystery of Chad McCanna before Hyle does? How fast can one man be driven to the brink of psychosis due to a sinister snowman's sonic assault? Remember the Stefan Urquelle story arc in Family Matters? Will your ears solve the aural riddles of the trivia master Jeremy Thorn before your brain explodes? What spectacular secrets await you in this journey of Donkey Kong discussion? All will be revealed... NOW. Hosts: Hyle Russell, Alastair Craig Special Thanks: Ben Kosmina, Jeremy Thorn, Chad McCanna, J.R. Stone Post Production: Chad McCanna Music: Jeremy Thorn ©2010 File Two Productions www.dkvine.com Taio Cruz, impersonation, Alastair Craig, Ben Kosmina, Aussie Ben, Bleak, snowman, Obscure DKU Audio, Name That Kong, Jeremy Thorn, Carl, Quentin, Conker, Sloprano, Great Mighty Poo, Robin Beanland, medical study, dkvine, program 01:00:58 Games & Hobbies http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_103.mp3 yes http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_102.mp3 http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_102.mp3 www.DKVine.com DK Vine After a whirlwind of criticisms from the first "Anniversary" show, Hyle and Chad are back to exact their revenge on Donkey Kong fans' eardrums. This episode sees Hyle and Chad not only grapple with some new Donkey Kong Country Returns news, but with Hyle's percieved aural inadequacy. But fret not; he isn't alone in this struggle. Our old pal Aussie Ben stops by for another (first) edition of Aussie Ben Aussie Sez! After wiping the vegemite from their eardrums, the lads discuss which games they're currently playing, take a waveform-based trip down memory lane with Great Moments in Donkey Kong Universe Audio, and cap things off with an Obscure DKU Character Showcase. As per usual, the programme is rounded off with a storied song from the Donkey Kong Universe archives.... ...but one of The Vine hosts might not survive to hear it. After a whirlwind of criticisms from the first "Anniversary" show, Hyle and Chad are back to exact their revenge on Donkey Kong fans' eardrums. This episode sees Hyle and Chad not only grapple with some new Donkey Kong Country Returns news, but with Hyle's percieved aural inadequacy. But fret not; he isn't alone in this struggle. Our old pal Aussie Ben stops by for another (first) edition of Aussie Ben Aussie Sez! After wiping the vegemite from their eardrums, the lads discuss which games they're currently playing, take a waveform-based trip down memory lane with Great Moments in Donkey Kong Universe Audio, and cap things off with an Obscure DKU Character Showcase. As per usual, the programme is rounded off with a storied song from the Donkey Kong Universe archives.... ...but one of The Vine hosts might not survive to hear it. Sat, 04 Sep 2010 18:00:00 GMT Hyle's depression threatens to halt the show, but the two power through DKC Returns news, Aussie Ben's Aussie Sez, and a discussion of their current games. They then discuss an Obscure DKU Character, a Great Moment in DKU Audio, and finish up with a bang. After a whirlwind of criticisms from the first "Anniversary" show, Hyle and Chad are back to exact their revenge on Donkey Kong fans' eardrums. This episode sees Hyle and Chad not only grapple with some new Donkey Kong Country Returns news, but with Hyle's percieved aural inadequacy. But fret not; he isn't alone in this struggle. Our old pal Aussie Ben stops by for another (first) edition of Aussie Ben Aussie Sez! After wiping the vegemite from their eardrums, the lads discuss which games they're currently playing, take a waveform-based trip down memory lane with Great Moments in Donkey Kong Universe Audio, and cap things off with an Obscure DKU Character Showcase. As per usual, the programme is rounded off with a storied song from the Donkey Kong Universe archives.... ...but one of The Vine hosts might not survive to hear it. Hosts: Chad McCanna, Hyle Russell Special Thanks: Ben Kosmina, Jeremy Thorn, Alastair Craig, J.R. Stone Post Production: Chad McCanna Music: Jeremy Thorn ©2010 File Two Productions www.dkvine.com depression, sadness, Aussie Ben, Alastair Craig, J. R. Stone, obscure, Blue Bear, Mario Golf, Kid, Great Moments, DKU Audio, Phil Collins, Lost, Ben, Locke, Island, Donkey Kong Island, Conker, dkvine, program 01:18:10 Games & Hobbies http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_102.mp3 yes http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_101.mp3 http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_101.mp3 www.DKVine.com DK Vine Barring reincarnation, you only turn 11 once. As such, perennial pre-adolescents Chad and Hyle kick off the new era of DK Vine with the first episode of The Vine: Donkey Kong Audio Programme! Looking back at the past, present, and future of the site, they're joined by a parade of well-wishers, then host a trivia contest that takes an angry and inebriated turn. The proceedings are capped off by Jeremy Thorn's site-summarizing take on Donkey Kong 64's DK Rap. Bring a mop, because you're about to get wet. Barring reincarnation, you only turn 11 once. As such, perennial pre-adolescents Chad and Hyle kick off the new era of DK Vine with the first episode of The Vine: Donkey Kong Audio Programme! Looking back at the past, present, and future of the site, they're joined by a parade of well-wishers, then host a trivia contest that takes an angry and inebriated turn. The proceedings are capped off by Jeremy Thorn's site-summarizing take on Donkey Kong 64's DK Rap. Bring a mop, because you're about to get wet. Sun, 22 Aug 2010 18:00:00 GMT Hyle and Chad kick off the show with a discussion of dkvine.com's various incarnations. Well wishers from years past stop by, the guys discuss which DKU games they're playing, and do a volatile trivia contest with The Smashed Update's Jeremy Thorn. Barring reincarnation, you only turn 11 once. As such, perennial pre-adolescents Chad and Hyle kick off the new era of DK Vine with the first episode of The Vine: Donkey Kong Audio Programme! Looking back at the past, present, and future of the site, they're joined by a parade of well-wishers, then host a trivia contest that takes an angry and inebriated turn. The proceedings are capped off by Jeremy Thorn's site-summarizing take on Donkey Kong 64's DK Rap. Bring a mop, because you're about to get wet. Hosts: Chad McCanna, Hyle Russell Special Thanks: Jeremy Thorn, Alastair Craig, Andrey & Fiona Summers, Leigh Loveday, Mark Mazzei Post Production: Chad McCanna Music: Jeremy Thorn ©2010 File Two Productions www.dkvine.com premiere, first, DK, DK Rap, Jeremy Thorn, Alastair Craig, Leigh Loveday, Ben Kosmina, Andrey Summers, Aussie Ben, Mario, Mario vs Donkey Kong, Mario vs. Donkey Kong, Mario Kart, Evil Acorn, Conker, Diddy, Donkey Kong Country Returns, trivia, dkvine, www 01:12:38 Games & Hobbies http://www.dkvine.com/thevine/The_Vine_Audio_Programme_101.mp3 yes