02/27/01
No, they are not going into spasms.  They are DANCING. To correspond with today's news, the Dinosaur Planet Main and General Game Info pages. There's also been a small, but nonetheless thrilling update to Mobile Madness for you to check out. I'm sure it will entertain you and cause all cats within a ten mile radius to go berserk.

Wonderful.
Update by Aussie Ben.




02/26/01
Well, we've hoisted ourselves out of that self-hating rut, and it appears Slush has written a semi-sequel to the Top Ten DK64 Characters, his Top Ten Characters We Should See in BFD. Check it out, won't you? Oh, and I just thought you should all check out the incredible new FPS game Kill a Guy 4. I'm not usually an advocate of First Person Shooters, but this one is definitely worth your while.
Update by Chad.




02/25/01
Here's Chad's Slightly Distorted Slush-Related Rant. Enjoy.
Update by Slush.





02/22/01
By (un)popular demand, the Mobile Madness feature has been updated. Rejoice, rejoice, because that's about the most content you'll be getting out of me for the moment. It's no fun getting to school at 8:30am and finishing work at 9:30pm. No siree. But - I STILL UPDATED!!!
Update by Aussie Ben.




02/21/01
If it's an image-stealing war you want, you've got it, baby! Okay, look - I know our updates haven't been mind-blowingly spectacular the last few days, but Ben's been at work or drunk (or both at once), Slush has been involved in extracirricular activities consisting of getting beat up, and I've been getting acquainted with an old friend called television. Blame it on me, then. We had some interesting News last night, so you may want to check that out. Oh, and tonight we have three new Artworks. The top one is a tad controversial, but we decided to post it because it's very well done, clearly took a lot of work, and is rather clever. Please don't read anything into it and get offended. We don't like getting sued.
Update by Chad.




02/18/01
Save the rainforest.... FOR DINNER!
Update by Slush.




02/17/01
Tonight we have a beautifully drawn Artwork for your presentation. You'll have to excuse me - I keep thinking Artworks were constantly of poor artistic quality. But the person who's done this one is amazing! It's like nothing I've ever seen before! You have to see this!
Update by Aussie Ben.




02/16/01
At last, a new Letters shows its slightly scarred, partially bloated face. It's been over a month, and we'll try to get the next one out sooner. And please, don't send e-mails to multiple staff. Or we'll kill you.
Update by Chad.




02/13/01
We would have had News last night, but our kissably soft Bastard Operator from Hell, Vince, was messing with the cgi forms for some reason. Blame him. Anyway, the news is up tonight and all is well (except for the News Archives, which he must have soiled with his presence). Tonight we have for you a heartwarming story of love death in preparation for Valentine's Day Easter. It's the Mildred and George biographies!
Update by Slush.




02/11/01
Tonight's update, courtesy of Chad's complete and utter "stroke of 10:18pm" madness is some Artwork. Well, that's enough to make anyone insane.
Update by Aussie Ben.




02/10/01
Look! Look! A feature sails in from the horizon, via Ben's mobile phone. That's right, it's Mobile Madness: DKU Ringtones, successfully filling your tinny touch-tone sound intake for the day.
Update by Chad.




02/09/01
We haven't put up coverage of the official Conker's Bad Fur Day Cast List yet because we're trying to revamp the way we cover stuff like that. We're not too fond of the "Good Guy Checklist" routines anymore. Anyway, here's some more BFD Movie Parodies. It's like a party in your pants!
Update by Slush.




02/08/01
Look, look! We updated twice in a row and everything! Oh, shut up and read the Conker's Bad Fur Day Story So Far. A pox on thee if you don't.
Update by Aussie Ben.




02/07/01
We didn't update last night due to technical difficulties (sorry, sorry), and we've got lack of news f-f-f-fever, so you can have A BRAND FERGIN' NEW TOOTS BIOGRAPHY!!! Also, if you haven't already, be sure to catch IGN64's Conker's Bad Fur day movies and screens. We'll probably be using them for Checklist updates soon, but not tonight. And with such a MIND-BOGGLINGLY BRILLIANT biography, who are you to complain?

*cough*
Update by Chad.




02/05/01
Have a steaming load of Tonight's Update. It is both thrilling and unique. That's all I'm going to type for this update. Heh. I'm lazy. [That you are. Here's tonight's REAL Update. - The Management.]
Update by Slush.




02/04/01
By the power of the Callmaster IV, we bring you tonight's update, which (coincidently) is Artwork! And if you don't know what the Callmaster IV is, then you are part of the uneducated masses. Leave my sight, heathen!
Update by Aussie Ben.




02/03/01
What's this? You say the Donkey Kong's Jungle Vine Bulletin Board is back up? Oh me oh my! That's right, it's back - with a vengeance. Tighter security, more features, and the ability to sleep well knowing it's not a beta version that could explode at any second. Rock on, little viking.
Update by Chad.




02/01/01
Sorry, but we don't have much tonight. Just a Mario Tennis General Game Info page, a Mario Party 3 General Game Info page, and an updated Japanese Logos page. Yeah, that should keep our hit counter up.
Update by Slush.





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