01/30/02
Tired of not having a good staff review to read? Well, now you don't have to be - because I've written one! I tell you, it just keeps getting better and better. Anyway, I proudly present a review on the game that was one of the most talked about games back when it was still "TBA". I'm talking of course about my Donkey Kong 64 Review. So read it and enjoy. You'd better.
Update by Aussie Ben.



01/27/02
Well, there's a new Mario Kart 64 Reader Review if you're into that sort of thing. There was also going to be a Conker's Pocket Tales Reader Review that we've had for months, but it's been misplaced. So, if you're the individual who sent that in, go ahead and resend it if you want it up, or else we'll track you down and bust some caps in whitey.
Update by Slush.



01/23/02
Don't be a batcaver. It's time for That 80's Update where we ignore any attempts at wit and accuracy to deliver nothing but pure decade-centric stereotypes! This is going to be SO boss, man. I'd better turn down the Duran Duran before the Brody grabs me. Anyway, I'm so stoked about this update. Check this, homeboy - four trippendicular new StarFox Adventures Screenshots! It's gnarly, hoss. SIKE!
Update by Chad.



01/19/02
Who knows if this will be the only update today. It's only 12:56 PM site time as I upload with this, and it's not much, but I wanted to alert your attention to it before I forgot. The Big Ol' Donkey Kong Character List (Singles Version) is updated with some Mario Tennis (GBC) characters that were skipped over when Chad and Ben entered their rush to get BFD characters on it, and about eight new Mario Party 3 characters that are either brand new, or new to the DKU. There are more, but I'm only so far in the game... and it's boring as hell. There aren't any bios to get with them either, because who really wants to write an Ellis bio on a Saturday?
Update by Slush.



01/14/02
It is coming.
Update by Chad.



01/13/02
Here, have two more ringtones, you ungrateful....street starfish.
Update by Aussie Ben.



01/12/02
I reached a very low point in my life today when I realized I'm still best known as the guy that was in Scribes around 22 times. Nobody even pays attention to me on here. I'm simply SSBM MP3 Wench #4 to all of them. Pah. You'll all be sorry when I kill myself. But here's some dinky Mario Kart Super Circuit Wallpaper to bide the time until that happens.
Update by Slush.



01/11/02
Run like hell. It's a Mario Party 3 update. What? Yes, it's a Mario Party 3 update. Oh, shit. It's a Mario Party 3 update.
Update by Slush.



01/08/02
God speed, wise Dave. Bit of a startling revelation to us... it seems Rare's site has silently updated their StarFox Adventures wallpapers to reflect the new logo and character model. Gritting our teeth at the news of its delay to the extent physics will allow, we tossed the slightly changed new wallpaper onto our SFA Wallpaper page. Bathe in it. It's clean enough for you.
Update by Chad.



01/07/02
Take a seat, gentlemen. It looks like Ben's back! And you laughed at me when I suggested he wasn't dead. Anyway, not only is he back, but he's also been horridly traumatized by the Sydney Fires (not that he lives in Sydney or anything). Traumatized, in fact, to the point that he went and spent hours with his precious mobile phone (his only real friend) and whipped out a bunch more of those horrid little Mobile Madness Ringtones. But don't take my word for it. Take his:
"I'll tell you the new ones. In Nokia, it's The Secret Tune, Frantic Factory, Crescent Island, Monkey Museum and Windy. Also- I am a big idiot. And Andrey didn't add that last bit in after he took my quote, just to make me look foolish."
-Aussie Ben

Update by Andrey.



01/04/02
Welcome to the New Year. Does the hat fit? How do your pants feel? Pah- how the hell should you know how your pants feel anyway. It's not like they'll answer if you ask them. Right- so here, for your digestive pleasure is a story that was just begging to be told. Ali? No! It's the Forest Guardian Biography! If that isn't an excuse to have unprotected pre-merital relations, I don't know what is. Oh- and for the real fetishists among you we have what looks to be a fully animated Drones List. Now, I happen to know that Chad's been working on that sucker for, like, well...since, like, last YEAR. So if you don't totally appreciate it, he might go completely spastic on you. And I don't mean mild spaz. I mean hook line and sinker. We're talking *screws up face and sticks arms out at funny angles*. So enjoy.
Update by Andrey.



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