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Sean came into contact with the DKU madness several years ago when he rented a game called Donkey Kong Country. It was immeasurably fun, but unfortunately he never got the opportunity to actually own it. He never rented DKC2, alas, but he did rent DKC3. He loved it so much he stole the manual in order to help him draw Kiddy Kong, who he to this day likens to a god, or some variation thereof. He later stumbled across the Lord Harry show, which made him get DK64, which lead him to the Vine in February 2000. Sean has done everything from inadvertently starting up the Pikachu killings in Letters, to singing the damned Monkey Rap in front of an entire school (TWICE) in 6th grade, just to express his fanatical lust for the DKU. Today, Sean juggles between Vine work and his other website, attends his first year of something called "High School", and hunts over eBay vigourously in order to find good deals on Diddy Kong Racing.
Klobber is completely, utterly insane. When he was a small child he ran headfirst into a swingpost, knocking his two front teeth out in the process. Ever since then, he hasn't been quite all there. Klobber first came to know the DKU back when a little game called Donkey Kong Country was released for the SNES. He was immediately entranced by its excellent gameplay and stunning graphics. Later, when DKC2 was released, Klobber became obsessed with both the game itself, and as a result of its prominent motiff, the life of a pirate. Klobber tried his hand at many different websites before joining up with DK's Jungle Vine, including co-running Rarchives with now-moderator Retriever II, and working for the staff of DKTropics. Now, Klobber works here, where he is beaten unmercifully with a stick until he actually DOES something. Everybody polka!
Chiphead was born in 1845 in North Bankok, Scotland. In 1849, a boat he was on crashed in the Antarctic. About 140 years later, he was thawed out and raised by penguins. It was around this time that a cargo ship containing numerous crazy contraptions such as "televisions" and "Nintendo Entertainment Systems" crashed. He was soon hooked. "Around 1993, he was discovered and brought to civilization. In 1994, he was first exposed to a game called "Donkey Kong Country." It became his favourite video game and to this day he wonders why he never got the sequel until five years later. Because of that and the fact that he didn't have a Game Boy, his obsession with Donkey Kong faded until Diddy Kong Racing. After that, he became a big fan of Rare and the DKU, despite not knowing what to call the latter. Around May 2000, his friend showed him a site called Donkey Kong's Jungle Vine (that would be this one for those of you with the intellegence of a retarded monkey). He later became the most frequent poster on the forums and eventually joined the staff for its recent relaunch (for those of you with the intellegence of a retarded French person). Chiphead now owns every DKU game in existance, and will continue to buy them, despite the fact that he'll have to buy an Xbox.
Sparky Z has been a follower of the DKU since it's charter game back in '94. In fact, Donkey Kong Country was the first video game Sparky ever played or owned. Since he had nothing to compare it to, he didn't realize just how special it really was. It wasn't until he rented a crapload (quite literally) of other games that he saw the light. Sparky was actually the driving force behind the Vine 2 movement, but lacking html knowledge and any semblence of writing skills, he was force to assume the lowly position of UBB moderator for a short while. Luckily, during the site's second major hiatus, he found the time to teach himself these skill and now enjoys a full editorship. When Sparky's not spending hours and hours of his spare time on the DKVine board and doing other DKVine related things, he can be found admiring the works of Tolkien, exploring the Star Wars mythos, and rabidly assimilating mathematical knowledge.
Behonkiss's long and fascinating DKU obsession is the stuff of legends among his family, along with his Pokémon and Mario addictions. A born gamer since '91, he jumped on the DKU the moment it was born and has hung on for a piggyback ever since. Staying in his den and only coming to "The Outside" for school, his family keeps contact with him by sending emails in the virtual chum bucket delivered daily for nourishment. Because of his lack of UV exposure, Behonkiss is often mistaken for an albino.
Ynaaa busted onto the scene in mid 1975. At that time, the DKU didn't of course exist, but the PKU (Porn Kong Universe) did. Don't ask us to go into detail about that. Ynaaa soon emerged as an expert in the field, owning subscriptions to all the major magazines (and editing several of them himself). He lay in the shadows until July 2003, when he was hired faster than any staffer in DKVine history.
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